Findings:
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- Bears scare the shit out of me
- Pour one out for your dead homies
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- You are a kitchen tyrant and I threw out those potato chips as a desperate gambit for your affection
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- I was one of those girls
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- No One Can Stop the Bobsled
- Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
- I can do shit with my legs
- I hold you where no one else can go
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- The well-groomed ones? Those are liberal arts majors.
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- windows where I can look out
- One letter can make all the difference
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- The Fox Went Out for a Chase One Night
- exercise your mouth to let those big words come right out
- One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
- That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
- Cans of shit
- I can make a bong out of anything
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- Just One Of Those Days
- One man can make a difference
- 4 out of 5 Great Old Ones approve
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
- No one gets out of this life alive
- Flying scares the crap out of me
- There can be only one
- Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
- It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
- it's just one of those nights..
- I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- take the wind out of one's sails
- Dry bones can harm no one
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- Piero Manzoni
- Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- No one can be totally logical
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- The shit that gets carried out in His name
- Ski piss
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- one out of three
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- The words no one can find
- If I can stop one heart from breaking
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- The Library Book
- old books can tell more than one story
- I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- sticking out one's tongue
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
- I'm in one of those moods again
- One last time, to dance me out of your heart
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- No one can be in two places at once
- two for one margarita specials
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- One of those days
- Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
- T.A.Z.: Special Communique: A.O.A. Announces Purges in Chaos Movement
- You think you're special
- No one knows my plan
- Criminal Code of Canada - Part XV Special Procedure and Powers
- Specials
- Commerce One
- Special Ops Cody
- Pop one's nuts
- Djarum Special Clove Cigarettes
- One for Sorrow
- Mommy, why are those ducks wrestling like that?
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- All those wires in a light fitting!
- Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : One
- And in those days was armageddon
- Those all-important first impressions
- one silent second
- All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
- One by One
- One way window
- There's no point unless you make one
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- One True MP3 Filename Format
- One Minute Buddhist
- One Dance
- Each One Teach One
- On Being the one who goes away
- Trivial Pursuit, the battle of the sexes, and one very smart little cookie
- one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
- Think not of it, sweet one, so
- These go to eleven
- One and a Half Stages to Orbit
- Puddle jumping one, two, three
- UK Number One singles of 1979
- Unicode One
- One if by land, two if by sea
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- one way function
- One last kiss before the long goodbye
- Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
- One decision I now regret
- dying doesn't make one a saint
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- The Good Ones From Inside
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
- Two Bad Ones
- The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
- Chill Out
- drop out
- out on a limb
- Out of the blue
- Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
- Why won't people kick both parties out?
- Dating through a score out of nine
- I could make a habit out of you
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- geeking out
- The Grand Cosmological Freak Out
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Fading out
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- Getting wax out of carpet
- par can
- Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
- A darn good reason to cover the trash can
- Out of Space
- What Can I Point To?
- We Gotta Get Out Of This Place
- pub can
- Chew out
- Words that can be written on a calculator
- It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
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