• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Test Node to Show Sim3 that you can't just have a node without content
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Only open if you have already decided not to accept our offer.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• the only comfort we could ever have
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• Words that only have one context
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Only Angels Have Wings
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Dumb laws
• For Official Use Only at the NSA
• Bodies, for we are only women
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• Steering wheel down your underpants
• Only Ten
• Evolution Data Only
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• My doubts were not the only thing lingering
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• The Late Late Show
• The Monty Python Show
• Funday PawPet Show
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• The Reunion Show
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• The Harrington Show
• Phish's last show - Coventry, VT 2004
• The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show
• I'm not supposed to show you
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• We have learned our lessons well
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Celebrities I have served
• I have one whole anus
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• What lips my lips have kissed
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I believe you have my stapler
• We'll always have Paris
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• you have to wear clothes
• speak only when spoken to
• only the beginning
• Only in Canada
• Only a fool breaks the two-second rule
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• "A gentleman and a scholar" is only half right
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• There is only now
• it is only right
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• opportunity only knocks once
• Game show
• Talk show host
• talent show
• homogenisation of cultural identity in television shows
• The Greatest Show on Dirt
• The Colin Quinn Show
• So you wanna build a showcar?
• Going to a ska show
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• Knots I have known and loved
• Stoned music memories
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I Have Zero Fish (user)
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I have no idea!! (user)
• What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Words have power
• I have failed
• You Have To Burn The Rope
• Movies that should have been books first
• Have One On Me
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
• The Internet is like crack, only worse
• I only smoke when I drink
• Once and only once
• Only We Can Prevent Forests
• The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
• Thinking only makes life complicated
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• There are no rules in language, only regularities
• The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes
• Is this true or only clever?
• meant for your eyes only
• The Man Show
• Essay 11: The Modern English Horse Show of 2000
• Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
• It's Garry Shandling's Show
• The Candy Coloured, Tangerine Flake Streamlined Picture Show
• Road Show
• Dr. Love's Super Baby-Making Show
• Farnborough Air Show
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have a dream
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• I have this delusion
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• A reason to drink
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Fight Clubs I have known
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple

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