Findings:

• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• sometimes people are hard to read
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• A poem for a man who does not read poetry.
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• The world wide web as a subset of the internet
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• How fast can blind people read?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• People who died laughing
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The bored who complain
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Taking things at surface value
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Know your pets
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• The rules of pool are not selective
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Two people who are not touching
• A Mathematician Reads the Newspaper
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• People who use Windows
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• People who don't smoke will never die
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Don't encourage people to read
• Capitalize, please
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• cat haters
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Using a command line
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Dead links in writeups
• play dumb
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Type A blood
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Why people who jog live longer
• People who are not anarchists
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• taking surveys for fictitious newspapers
• people
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Texas
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Louisiana
• what people are
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• I see dead people
• The White People
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• The Invasion of Ireland by Casnar's People
• decent people
• 24 Hour Party People
• An Enemy of the People, act V.5
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• Sajo and the Beaver People
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• The Everything People Registry : Brazil
• Do-It-Yourself Coffins for Pets and People
• Among other objectionable habits, David's mother enjoyed spiking people's drinks with psychedelic drugs
• Skin and Bones: The Management of People and Natural Resources
• Why are people afraid of touching?
• When I Read the Book
• When I Read Shakespeare
• We want children to read
• Unfold to read schedule
• The Knights Who say Ni!
• Who made the first bread?
• Whose toothbrush is that, I thought you lived alone
• Who is responsible for censorship?
• Who wants trident?
• It is grown-ups who are scared to death of death
• Who what when where why & how
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Medicaid disability
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• The Man Who Saw the Flood
• The dog who would not back off
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Who are you?
• The Pinochet Tapes: September 11, 1973 - Who's Who
• We No Longer Knew Who We Were
• Newspaper Rock
• We, the people
• People's Republic of Cambridge
• The Bone People
• Automatic For The People
• The Everything People Registry : Central America
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• Old People Names
• People, Look East
• Why People Curse
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Famous people with only one testicle
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• An Enemy of the People, act I.1
• Address to a Joint Session of Congress and the American People
• Democratic People's Republic of Korea
• Forever People
• Expecting other people's children to make the sacrifice
• Some people call me a drama queen
• Some People Punch Tiles
• The Autumn People
• People's Crusade
• I like the way he reads poetry
• The science, laying on of hands, cure and read you, diagnose, transform
• Read the Bible in a year
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter II - Who do I insult?
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• The students who kicked out the consultants
• Praise the Lord Who Reigns Above
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• The man who sees through closed eyes
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• The Boy who invented the Bubble Gun
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• newspaper
• Japanese newspapers
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• insulting people you like
• Crazy people
• If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
• The Everything People Registry
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Connecticut
• Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
• Old people: A shocking revelation
• Does hate scare people?
• The Five Virtues of the Fanti People
• The problem with normal people and computers
• Smart people
• 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
• People are not my personal playthings
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• The Everything People Registry : Hell
• An Enemy of the People, act III.3

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