• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Don't Pass Me By
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't call me Asian
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• customers don't trust me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Please Please Me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Don't tell me everything
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Please stop annoying me
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Don't tread on me
• Please don't bring your kids
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't send me roses
• Don't judge a band by the single
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Dont come near me (user)
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't give up your day job
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Please help me!
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Give me a moment, please
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Don't call me Debbie
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• They Don't Want Me
• I don't mind if you forget me
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• The Classical Anthology defined by Confucius
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten.
• please let me in (user)
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't quote me on that
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Please please please let me get what I want
• A circle is defined by three points
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• the way you don't look at me
• listen()
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• My God, don't tempt me!
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Don't let me die nervous
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Something to remember me by
• please forgive me (user)
• Personality is defined by other people
• let me speak please (user)
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Stand by Me
• Please, Call me Honky
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Please Kill Me
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• don't judge a book by its movie
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't leave me alone
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't tell me about her
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Don't call me white
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Please don't send your resume
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Don't Make Me Think
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Please don't feed the troll
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Someone please kill me
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Read by the author
• Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
• history is written by the victors
• you are magic to me
• She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• Statistics of the Australian Population by Country of Birth, 2001
• Pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth

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