• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• People who are going to hell
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• Collision avoidance technique
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• Is Hell exothermic or endothermic (node_forward)
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• You're either with us or you're against us
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• Somewhere or Other
• Isabella; or, The Pot of Basil
• Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
• The Couple, or so, Commandments
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Vote or Die
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Navigation without map or compass
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
• Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• You're not alone
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• You think you're special
• You're My Honeybunch
• You're the man now, dog!
• Lost in Boston?
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• you're my vibrator
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• Going to school with large bags under your eyes
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• Going to a ska show
• Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando
• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• snowball's chance in hell
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VI
• Cute as hell
• Hotter than Hell's hinges
• I've got your Appalachian Aftermath... RIGHT HERE.
• C-MT Hell
• Cynical, bitter, jaded as hell. Also naked.
• SS Hell Camp
• shining like blasphemous stars on an endless ceiling in hell
• Glen or Glenda
• For Better or For Worse
• Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
• Live Free Or Die!
• Cooking for One
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• left or right, you're both wrong
• "A Boston Ghost Story" or "Advanced Ouija 202"
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Non-System Disk or Disk Error
• seven, plus or minus two
• Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
• W, or the Memory of a Childhood
• trick or can
• Captain or Colonel
• Life, or something like it
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Battles without Honor or Humanity
• The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
• Go big or go home
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
• Marry, fuck, or kill?
• fem or feline?
• Time flies when you're having fun
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
• Sing when you're winning
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• You're such a pretty girl
• Jeane, if you're ever in Portland
• You know you're blacked out when...
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• The Going
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Going faster and faster and faster in the 21st Century: An Analyst Essay Contest
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• going naked for a sign
• Nine Hells
• Internet startup
• A Sudsy Vision of Hell
• Four Crown Princes of Hell
• Deadlands Hell on Earth
• Hell Hound on My Trail
• Planet Hell
• Hell Hath No Fury
• Escape from Hell Dvd
• Queen or country?
• island or lake?
• Is electricity lazy or smart?
• Animal, vegetable or mineral
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• A boy named Ben
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• To filter or not to filter
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Girl gangstas
• Solving mazes of twisty little passages, alike or different
• English fricassee sauce for chicken or turkey
• An American in Tours
• 206
• Transferring to a new university or college
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don't know.
• Vote Or Die (e2poll)
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• the and or trick
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Sink or swim
• You're So Vain
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• If you're hungry, blame me
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven

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