Nice and academic I'm sure, but what is it like to use one?
Well, one of my housemates is a costumer and seamstress of no little skill, and I decided out of curiosity to ask her to show me how one worked.
I had a project in mind - a flag, with three colours therein. It would be what, three joins?
So she says okay, and sits down. I had to slow her down, but the interface of the sewing machine is quite strange to a newcomer but comes quickly with some use.
When the machine is set up, there is a foot pedal which engages the machine to start moving the needle up and down, joining the two pieces of fabric together. Hold the pedal down and it stitches away, with increasing speed the more you press down, similar to the accelerator on a car.
When you wish to lift the clamping assembly that holds the two pieces of fabric together, there is a hooklike lever on the back behind the uppy-downy arm thing (the part that does the stitching) that flips it up. When you remove the material, remember to hold the two damn threads that come with it, and pull them to the side, using a convenient hooklike cutter mounted on the left side of the machine as it's facing you.
To manually raise and lower the needle, for example for adjusting or installing thread - it's usually the top dial on the right hand side. The other dials on the machine typically change the type of stitch, the stitching tension, and other parameters beyond a simple man like myself.
To recap: raise the clamp with the hook on the back. Place the two pieces of material under the clamp. Reapply clamp with the lever. Gather the threads off the needle and bobbin (more on this later) and make sure they're taut, and then press the footswitch. The machine will simultaneously raise and lower the stitching mechanism and use a toothed wheel underneath the material to advance it, meaning that all you have to do is manually guide the material so that the stitching is straight. If you're mentally deficient at it, stitch slowly and readjust - or if you're my friend, hold on loosely with one hand and zip it through adjusting tension on the material in transit.
The last piece of the interface: on the front is some kind of reverse gear mechanism, usually a lever. When you get to the end of the stitching, press it down and it will reverse slightly. A couple quick taps of this, and the thread will stay where it is when you remove the material and cut the thread from it.
Note I said WHEN PROPERLY SET UP.
Having kind of got the hang of this technique (though not as smoothly and evenly as she) I wanted to figure out how to set the machine up. She laughed maniacally.
Underneath the material, inside the lower part of the machine, lives a bobbin which contains the thread that will be stitched into the material along with the thread you use through the sewing needle. You use the same thread for both. So in other words, before you start, you need to load the bobbin.
This entails finding it in some large sewing kit. Sewing kits are the female equivalent of toolboxes - you know there's a damn 12 pt 1/2" socket in there somewhere, but where? Once you find the bobbin holder (which looks like a curling rock made of metal) you pop the plastic bobbin out of the holder and attach it to the top right part of the machine, placing the spool of thread on some convenient spike, and then winding the thread around various pegs and levers on the top of the machine. A path, I might add, which is as complex as driving directions in Boston, or the convoluted path through a TSA screening line.
Once you've hooked the thread into the plastic bobbin and placed that onto the top spool of the machine, it's time to engage the footswitch, which spins the bobbin at something like 15,000 times a second, which means it will be fully 3000 revolutions before you realise she meant thread it into the bobbin through the top and you have some semblance of the
Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Having unsnarled and restrung the damn thing, you finally get the bobbin wound, which means it's time to pop it from the top of the machine and to place it in its holder, making sure the thread exits the spool from the correct side (widdersins or deosil???!?!?!?). She did not let me make any mistakes here. I shudder to think why. Having performed this, she informed me that I have to pull out on a tab on the bobbin holder while inserting it into the bobbin socket, making sure that the second tab, not the first, slides into its appropriate crevice. I'm simplifying this so that you're not totally lost, but the fact that I had to complete some sort of minor Masonic Ritual to get the thread that's NOT getting stitched in through the needle inserted into the machine explained to me why a lot of the sewer types I know have OCD.
Now if you thought the bobbin was tough (she didn't even bother explaining the process by which you bump the sewing arm, spitting the thread out the top and to the side, with instructions to keep it taut at all times - that must be the third Gnostic Mass or something) - wait til you get to threading the needle itself. You have to take the path of the thread you took before, but rather than putting it over a tensioner, through a lever, and round two more bends, you have to undo the last two and follow a six-path navigation - down to the bottom, back up again, down again, then you advance the needle with the manual turner, which hooks the thread, then you bring it down again, to the side, through the hollow needlepoint, and to the back.
Sounds simple right? Unless the damn thing won't engage on the arm. And then you have to thread the needle itself, which made me say, simply, "hell, no". A sexually inexperienced teenager fumbling drunk in the back of a Camaro has a better chance of finding the hole, and then stabbing a limp thread through it.
It was after some swearing and fumbling that she produced a threading helper, namely an ultrafine loop of wire that squishes through the needle hole from behind, allowing you to put the needle through the hole, thread the needle into the wide loop, pull the loop back out, allowing the thread to... at which point I bumped the footpedal, mangling the threader.
I don't smoke, so I had to go next door and borrow one off a neighbour.
Standing on the porch, not caring that I'm doing something which is killing me, I realised I'd spent the better part of 45 minutes trying to wind, thread, and just get the beshitted thing ready to use.
I got downstairs, and it was ready to go, her having mercifully threaded the needle within 20 seconds of me leaving.
So I was there trying my second stitching, joining the blue strip to the lavender, when I realised a third of the way through that the thing wasn't stitching. I'd forgotten to hang onto the threads at first and they'd slipped right out of the needle hole and escaped.... I'd have to redo the bobbin and sewing needle threading paths again.
The neighbour said if I borrowed one more cigarette, I owed him a pack.
After that it was just learning the mechanics of a certain type of seam: join the two parts and pin them so they're perfectly aligned, feed through while maintaining the edges and the proper alignment on the clamp. Once that's done, fold back the other way, stitch again, and then back again, and stitch again, giving me, despite a few ragged and crooked stitches, a rather awesome looking flag that someone from yards away couldn't tell was thrown together by someone with no clue what he's doing.
If you want to learn this sort of thing, here are some suggestions:
- Buy cigarettes and leave yourself enough time
- Thin or slippery fabrics are a pain in the ass. Use heavy cotton
- Ask an enthusiastic sew type person to deal with the 5,000 screwups you WILL make just handling the machine
- Make sure your pins don't snag on anything, causing slippery nylon to skate around, leading to a sine wave in your stitching
But that being said, aside from the hassles, it was very calming and I enjoyed it. There's hints that sure, I could end up learning how to make simple garments, which would rock.
That reminds me, I need to learn to knit again. But that story's for another time