• polite conversation
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• Awkward as a silent breakfast after a one night stand
• Things people put up their butts
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• I love you but I have to let you go
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• nothing but (user)
• The Shell of a Conversation
• Conversations with God: An Uncommon Dialogue
• customer: polite, forgetful woman
• For the short people
• A short story about a tremendous difference of opinion
• Short Parliament
• National Labor Relations Act, Sections 17, 19: Short title and Individuals with religious convictions
• 100 Jolts: Shockingly Short Stories
• In short, don't be an asshole
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Mandibular block injection
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• It's light but hard to carry
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• The gruff but lovable Gus
• troubling but tasty
• But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• ass butt (user)
• dead, but longing to touch
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Conversation with Evangelist
• Conversation on the Water
• Short Bus
• short stint as guinea pig
• Weekends are far too short
• short term memory
• Efficient Short Remote Operations
• I'll take the...blue...No! Red! The Red Pill! (A short Notice New York Movie Binge and Noder Meet)
• short hottie (user)
• awkward
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Not really by the rules, but...
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• butt rot
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• same same, but different
• Sadness isn't sadness, but happiness in a black jacket
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
• Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting.
• We had silent conversations
• Novel Conversations: Ancientsecret Mysteryland
• Required Elements for the Short Program
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• Warm sunlight and a short nap
• The New, Short and Easy Method of Fencing : Author
• A very short romance
• life is too short to stay mad for too long
• awkward verses (user)
• Butt hinge
• Project B.U.T.T.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• But who nodes the noders?
• Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gotaman
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You are nothing but the sum of your friends
• The train's heart is big and black, but it cries to lonely sky
• Butt's Twelve by Pies
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• Newington Butts
• conversation hearts
• There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
• Conversations with Bruno Caruso
• Short
• Too Short
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• short iron
• short exact sequence
• German Short Haired Pointer
• Fifty-five fiction
• Music for a French Elevator and Other Short Format Oddities by The Books
• but
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• old chestnut: all but two
• But I digress
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• There but for the grace of God go I
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Baby, we ain't nothing but mammals
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• The Volkswagen commercial you won't see (but should)
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• Yeah, but still
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• conversation piece
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Conversation with Good-Will
• selections from a conversation with Hunter S. Thompson
• Short Music for Short People
• Selling short
• Short Circuit Live at the Electric Circus
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• Short block
• Short score
• short hottie_root (category)
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Fuck them all but the six
• Boston Butt
• America's social security is anything but secure
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Finite but unbounded
• O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• But would you eat the peanuts from her shit?
• But can you still cry like a child?
• conversation
• Conversations of a deaf man
• Novel Conversations: Special Cases
• polite vernacular
• Deductions for the Short Program
• Short Sci-Fi Node
• Short List
• The New, Short and Easy Method of Fencing : Introduction
• A short guide to identifying a couple
• analysis short story
• awkward verses_root (category)
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Nothing but a Wednesday night
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.

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