Findings:
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- You stole what they would have given you
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
- you would have been
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- They Have a Word for It
- They could have saved Kevin
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Things they should teach in school
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- The A I shouldn't have gotten
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- They must have faces
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- People want what they cannot have
- nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I would like to have emotions
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- I have one whole anus
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- The Ten Commandments revised
- They came together so as to form one whole
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- They have taken enough
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- They have no bones.
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- What pornos would have us believe
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- They Fight the Invisible Bears
- Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
- Everyone has something they can't cook
- Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
- They made life together, alone in themselves
- The goggles, they do nothing
- If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
- Whole Track
- Whole Foods Market
- 3-Sided Whole
- Now I, even I, would celebrate...
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- What would Solaris do?
- Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- worth a damn
- What would Machiavelli do?
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
- The dog who would not come in
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 26
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- Out out damn spot! (e2poll)
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Have you tried rebooting?
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- I have more stories about trains for you
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- have an easy fast
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- I have too many clothes
- The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- The more you promote something, the less of it you have
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- But I have seen the sun just once
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- All cats have nine tails
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- if I can't have silence
- I have started a box
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- Have you hugged a psychopath today?
- A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
- have a cigar
- New York Correspondence School
- medical school
- The Russian School of Falsification
- Wisdom is not finally tested in schools
- I was never any good at maths at school
- Tinker v. Des Moines School District
- high school flame
- Lincoln School
- Spook School
- Quarry Bank Grammar School
- the High School Down the Street
- normal school
- River Hill High School
- Johnson Graduate School of Management
- Lewis and Clark Law School
- Wired, old school: Information exchange and the explosive popularity of 17th and 18th century coffee houses
- Westminster school
- Bible school on wheels
- school run
- Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
- People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
- My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
- Where Are They Now?
- They Had No Poet
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