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• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Natural rights don't exist
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Indigenous people don't exist
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• but don't take my word for it
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Contradictions don't exist
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• My Dream Girl Don't Exist
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• people who don't exist
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Being a dickhead
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• troubling but tasty
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• scarred but sexy (user)
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• we can give up, but the world never will
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Don't develop your dirty pictures at CVS
• Don't Need Love
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Don't take life so serious, son; it ain't nohow permanent
• Don't fight the internet
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• I don't want to be successful
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• Gusty winds may exist
• exists (user)
• Should I feel guilty?
• Should I stay or should I go?
• Food should not be luminous
• There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• You Should Be Sober
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• butt naked
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• It hasn't been so long, but
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• It's light but hard to carry
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• The gruff but lovable Gus
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't ask don't tell
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Rape committed by women
• Why stars twinkle and planets don't
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Don't take sex too seriously
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Don't work at a golf course
• If it ain't broke, don't fix it
• Dont come near me (user)
• Don't fear, Dear Heart.
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• love like you don't need the money
• don't try to find words
• Don't Make Me Think
• For everything I don't regret I create a ghost instead
• Don't go off at half-cock
• I don't wanna know (user)
• Does Santa exist?
• you exist only that the information may continue to exist
• Why I eat sardines, and why you should too
• Reasons you should take up guitar
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• Level 2
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• We should take photos together sometime
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Fell, But Tried
• butt rot
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• same same, but different
• Sadness isn't sadness, but happiness in a black jacket
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• You are nothing but the sum of your friends
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• Butt's Twelve by Pies

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