One dorm, one room, one year. Sometimes you're fortunate that the cast or venue changes with a new year or new semester. You may have been saddled with a less-than-ideal roommate, blessed with the sound of the marching band conducting regular irregular rehearsals outside your window, or granted that singular room with the most temperamental air conditioning/heat. Maybe you were a beerophobe surrounded by beerophiles. Maybe there were lifeforms like...

• Trombone Boy
• Mento
  or...
• a rat for Thanksgiving