Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "unless you're poor, or black, or hispanic, or a woman, or a foreigner"

• black or red (user)
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• You're either with us or you're against us
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• Legally Black or White
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Black or Blue
• Dead or Alive
• Technological or Media Determinism
• Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
• Perl: Converting an integer or float to currency
• Potential or Reality?
• A tribute to dem bones, Or a spelling story
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
• Molecules with silly or unusual names
• Collaborative writing or the hairdresser's gothic
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• The Slug Bearers of Kayrol Island, or, The Friends of Dr. Rushower
• Or at least it used to be
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• Robosexual or what?
• Or la'goyim
• gsn or? (user)
• Jan Ors
• Pair or Single
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• Are you liberal or conservative?
• Hints for Etiquette; or, Dining Out made Easy
• Paul McCartney cannot read or write sheet music
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Pa Gwr, or, Arthur and the Porter
• fish or cut bait
• Hachis, or Minced Fowl a la Polonaise
• The Principles of Leverage, or A Pedal Powered Himalayan Jaunt
• Publish or Perish
• Liberty or Death
• Monkey Soy Leprechaun - Real Or Malarkey, Begorrah? - A Dublin Nodermeet
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• Clotel; or, The President's Daughter
• The Master Cat; or, Puss in Boots
• Porn or not?
• When or Not, Make it Great
• Shit or Go Blind
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• In my craft or sullen art
• Soup first, or noodles first?
• lost, or trying to be
• The King's Camelopard, or, The Royal Nonesuch
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• a dream or a hallucination. words for a still-abstract face.
• Victim or the Crime
• Harry Potter or Sex?
• The "Mary Ann or Ginger?" Game
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• Or something
• Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
• Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
• Nine years of moments or A Definition of Love
• Catching a Parakeet in Midair, or On Parakeet Memory
• Wieland; or, The Transformation
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• and/or
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• The Lady, or the Tiger?
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• To the States to Identify the 16th, 17th, or 18th Presidentiad
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• Am I This Or Not?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• Are you a consultant or a whore?
• Visit to the vet or alien abduction?
• Win, place or show
• i clung to her cloak. (or flew)
• Werms: Metaphor or Fiction? Fact or Fancy? Secret Code or Ancient Bluff?
• No synthesisers or ulterior motives
• Secret government conspiracies or greeting card factories
• Tierra o Muerte: Land or Death
• Everything is fallen or otherwise
• A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• socialist realism: is that Stalin with an erection or without an erection
• Bobby Orr
• Take it or leave it
• Be a model or just look like one
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• One lump or two?
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
• That afternoon in amber, or dipped in gold and left on the mantle
• Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
• HOT or NOT
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• It must have rained or something
• descry or (user)
• Looking back... or ahead? (e2poll)
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• Sometimes fate intervenes: terribly late or wonderfully in time.
• Death or the dawn
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• hydrate or die
• hit or miss
• Did T. Rex waltz or samba?
• Swimming pool injury
• The Seattle quake of '01: Ash Wednesday's revenge
• Am I the driver or the driven?
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The eventful funeral of Scooby Andreou
• Seasonal Change and Variance in Tone or Winter is a Pair of Roller Skates
• Speak now, or forever hold your peace
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• Round the Moon: 15: Hyperbola or Parabola
• Becabde or Bezabde (user)
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Is this true or only clever?
• Truth or Dare
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Trick or treating for older kids
• Whom to marry or not to marry
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• Superfluous Information or Bandwidth Bandits
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Bad or missing command interpreter
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• St. Distaff's Day; or the Morrow after Twelfth-Day
• C is for Cookie or Corpse
• Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• Economic and Social Divisions in late 19th-century America
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.

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