urban myth

(idea) by the gazelle (4.2 y) (print)

Fri Oct 20 2000 at 22:36:53

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The man who got a hoover stuck on his dick
The secretary who accidentally e-mailed to her boss
The guy who went to stay at his girlfriend's really posh house and sleep-walked into the parents' room and pissed on them
The housewife who put her poodle in the microwave
The bloke whose secretary arranged a birthday treat for him - in the dark - stripped off, and was confronted by everyone he knew, shouting "SURPRISE"
The hamster/gerbill that got stuck up Richard Gere's arse
Sorry, not that last one - I swear that oneis true - a friend of a friend's sister's aunt was actually there when that happened

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