• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• text me when you're ready to fuck
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• I'll explain it when you're older
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• You know you're in the SCA when
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• when you're ready to touch me again
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You know you're a geek when...
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• You're never around when I need you
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Sing when you're winning
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• When you're dead, you're dead
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Swing when you're winning
• When you're alone
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• When you're home alone
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Time flies when you're having fun
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• When's your birthday?
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• When you work at a supermarket
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• When to talk about religion
• What it means to live "in the city" when you live in New Orleans
• When I am an old man
• You know you've been away from home too long
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• When it's ready
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• How to survive a heart attack when alone
• When the lad for longing sighs
• Moments when the concept of the United States of America takes form
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• When I was young Time had no wings
• When a whale dies
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• Innocent When You Dream
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• When two vowels go walking
• Which Describes How You're Feeling
• You're not alone
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
• Tobacco is Wacko if You're a Teen!
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• When am I an adult?
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When you sell a cigarette for a quarter
• When Worlds Collide
• When I Grow Up
• When sex hurts (Men)
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Buying your first mountain bike
• And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
• When We Were Mud
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• When It Changed
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• When sex hurts (women)
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Days when art is too much to bear
• You're so money
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• You're the One
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Foam Drifting
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• What to do when your car breaks down
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• Proverbs urging caution when speaking
• When Everything2 goes mainstream
• when strangers tell me to smile
• When your far-away boyfriend visits, consider your roommate
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• When a Man Loves a Woman
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• you breathe when your body makes you
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• When the Nightingale Sings
• When a body catch a body
• When It Falls
• When the dragon is slain
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• When you think about smoking
• shards of ice fly when the strings are plucked
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• you're so poetic tonight
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• I take whatever you're given
• You're more than welcome
• Wow, you're the President!
• Don't Read This Book if You're Stupid
• speak only when spoken to
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When pigs fly
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Will you realize it when you die?
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When Employers Come A-Courtin'
• when dogs puke
• When it's done
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• When the mouse pointer covers part of a word
• When Pride Still Mattered
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• When We Grow Up
• When having sex in northern Norway
• When having sex in Austria
• I'll get there when I get there
• His face when she fell
• This is When it Happens
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• You're too young to be so old
• You're In The Air
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• I finally realize you're gone forever

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