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• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• When life gives you lemons
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• When life hands you lemons, throw them back.
• When life gives you shit
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• There was a time when I was a better person
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• The next life will be better
• Give me back my bike!
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• When life changes forever
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Double crust death by lemon pie
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Life's Better with the Conservatives
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• I look better when I am wet
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• Take life by the hand
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• Grabbed by the Ghoulies
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Things that give our life meaning
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Things that give life meaning
• A better life through lying
• Stoned music memories
• When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
• asphyxiated by life (user)
• Better than Life
• People deserve good life time and personal loans or student loan will make it much better. Because people's freedom relies on money.
• When your life has become a Radiohead song
• When things are known by a brand name
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• The king of somnambulists demands more and better moons
• Back By Popular Demand
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When your presents give me hives
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Dragged past the interesting parts of life by common sense and assumption
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• radios work better when closer to her skin
• My life closed twice before its close
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Drawn from Life
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• The Field of Life and Death
• Life x 3
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospection
• Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
• Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• alcohol neatly halves my life into you and no you
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• The Life and Death of Peter Sellers
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• Original better than the sequel
• The Life of A Horse
• for() is better than while()
• It's Fred Dunderhill's Life
• Better Than Garbo
• The Life and Loves of a She-Devil
• truth is life (user)
• Better Made Potato Chips Inc.
• The social and intellectual life of the dark ages
• this is life (user)
• Call by value
• Life After Prodigy
• Noises made by cats in different languages
• Life to beauty
• "Bass Players": From the life of the composer as a young man.
• paid by the word
• My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
• Once By The Pacific
• When lovely woman stoops to folly
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• When serpents bargain for the right to squirm
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• Rocked by Rape
• When It's Iris Time In Tennessee
• Pain is not negated by the presence of a greater pain somewhere else in the universe
• When writers use Latin
• exiled by a glance
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• I am surprised by the calm rationality of this node
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• On A Tree By A River, A Little Tom-Tit
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Things invented by the French
• When should a firm stop production?
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Our words are backed by nuclear weapons
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IV-B
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• States by Order of Entry to the Union
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• By the Waters of Babylon
• Memory is best served when chilled
• Punished by Rewards
• When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Sing when you're winning
• The circuit is completed by the dog
• When I came last to Ludlow
• Shot Down by the Burbank Police Department
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• by (user)
• Piero Manzoni
• Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
• When the Circus Comes to Town
• Your face by starlight
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• when doves cry (user)
• Chained By Epiphany (user)
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I'll stand by you
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Tango by the Seine
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Protocol when feeding a horse in a paddock
• When did I lose my brave little soul?
• Lobeless knucklehead... mutants of Planet Zero... creepy crawlies demand flesh for snack...
• Some critical thoughts on the aesthetics of Dragonball Z
• When five senses aren't enough
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Hyperintelligent dicks on the fucking moon
• I don't give a shit
• Give equal rights to gays
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• The Lemon Kid
• Parsley, Lemon and Feta Cheese Salad
• lemon tea
• Sweet like a lemon
• Life peer
• short battery life
• silicon-based life forms

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