• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• When Etna basks and purrs
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• When the Pope says shit
• who vs. whom
• Maids When You're Young
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• What to do when your husband comes home
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• When is the North Pole
• When Society Becomes an Addict
• when doves cry (user)
• When EDB Attacks... (e2poll)
• When each had their own personal anthem
• When or Not, Make it Great
• When the lion feeds
• When Frogs Go Bad mp3 (recording)
• I'm always breathless when you call
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• When serpents bargain for the right to squirm
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• You know you're a geek when...
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• When life gives you shit
• When should a firm stop production?
• when immunity is a bad thing
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• When I am dead, my dearest
• Eye contact at a distance
• When your self-esteem dwindles
• When a virgin graduates
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When I Get Low I Get High
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
• When you came
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• When impressing friends with food
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• When the dancer becomes the dance
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• When five senses aren't enough
• What happens when we die?
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• When I Peruse the Conquer'd Fame
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Summer never answers when you call
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
• Sing when you're winning
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When she was bad
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• When silence between two people is comfortable
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When the Blackhawks Fly
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• needs must when the Devil drives
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Silence leaves when it's ready
• When I Was a Babe
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• When the shit hits the fan
• when your snoring began
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Her hair, tangled
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• You're never around when I need you
• When Running Jokes Go Bad
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Who what when where why & how
• When the Saints Go Marching In
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• I am blind when I want to be
• When to wear a corset
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• Woman! when I behold thee flippant, vain
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• I sweat when I pee.
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• Days when art is too much to bear
• When tofu goes bad (thing) (recording)
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• What you need, when you need it
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• When I said yes
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• When it all comes together
• When I get like this
• when my father cries
• When can it end?
• When I left home
• Where I go when I masturbate
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• When your fireworks are shooting stars
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Slippery When Wet
• Tomorrow, When the War Began
• When I Woke
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• when I touch her I hope it's you that smiles
• Swing when you're winning
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• When frogs go bad
• Only When I Lose Myself
• When Atlas dropped the sky
• When I close my eyes, I see New York
• When the Ocean existed outside of encyclopedias
• Dreams become stronger when desire sits at the edge of your bed
• when the story is a bicycle you grip it tight and fly
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• When silence isn't golden
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.1 'when' and 'unless'
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• When your presents give me hives
• When and Why
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When Irish eyes are smiling
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• How not to faint when you can't move
• Never install PCI cards when the power supply is on
• only when you cannot hear
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• I only dance when my feet are on fire
• When to purchase fresh vegetables
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• When I came last to Ludlow
• When Things Were Rotten
• When not to snipe (on Ebay)
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• When we are young, the body is an unexamined ecstasy
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• Innocent When You Dream
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• When grown men cry

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