• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Sing when you're winning
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• You're never around when I need you
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Swing when you're winning
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• When you're dead, you're dead
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• When you're alone
• When you're home alone
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• When You're Evil
• Time flies when you're having fun
• when you're ready to touch me again
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• You know you're blacked out when...
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• I'll explain it when you're older
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• You know you're a geek when...
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• I finally realize you're gone forever
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• Tag, you're dead
• you're just a transparent gif in the dark
• When the shit hits the fan
• when your snoring began
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Things to do when technology gets here
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Summer never answers when you call
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When she was bad
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• When silence between two people is comfortable
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When the Blackhawks Fly
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• needs must when the Devil drives
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Silence leaves when it's ready
• When I Was a Babe
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• You're too young to be so old
• You're In The Air
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• It's almost like you're real
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• When I said yes
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• When it all comes together
• When I get like this
• Her hair, tangled
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• When Running Jokes Go Bad
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Who what when where why & how
• When the Saints Go Marching In
• I am blind when I want to be
• When to wear a corset
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• Woman! when I behold thee flippant, vain
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• I sweat when I pee.
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• Days when art is too much to bear
• When tofu goes bad (thing) (recording)
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• What you need, when you need it
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• Australia You're Standing In It
• Ways to Say you're done
• You're to Make Young Gems
• Collision avoidance technique
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• Grow where you're planted
• you still won't find what you're looking for
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.1 'when' and 'unless'
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• When your presents give me hives
• when my father cries
• When can it end?
• When I left home
• Where I go when I masturbate
• When your fireworks are shooting stars
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Slippery When Wet
• Tomorrow, When the War Began
• When I Woke
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• when I touch her I hope it's you that smiles
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• When frogs go bad
• Only When I Lose Myself
• When Atlas dropped the sky
• When I close my eyes, I see New York
• When the Ocean existed outside of encyclopedias
• Dreams become stronger when desire sits at the edge of your bed
• when the story is a bicycle you grip it tight and fly
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• When silence isn't golden
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• Miss Jackson if you're nasty
• You think you're special
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• you're my vibrato
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• I just don't know when to quit.
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Things men want when they're drunk

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