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• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• Or were they chords of sun?
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• They are in love with each other, or the city
• Taking your fiance's last name
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• They made life together, alone in themselves
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• Admit One
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• hydrate or die
• hit or miss
• Did T. Rex waltz or samba?
• Swimming pool injury
• The Seattle quake of '01: Ash Wednesday's revenge
• Am I the driver or the driven?
• Harry Potter or Sex?
• The "Mary Ann or Ginger?" Game
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• Or something
• Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
• First Booke of Songes or Ayres
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• Self or Self-less?
• What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
• The penthouse or the gutter
• Deep Fried Foods in the Restaurant
• A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Against Stupidity, the Gods Themselves Contend in Vain
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• They Live
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
• Are your pets as loyal as you think they are?
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Redundancy in DNA
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• where they used to live
• and/or
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Trick or treating for older kids
• Whom to marry or not to marry
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• Superfluous Information or Bandwidth Bandits
• Visit to the vet or alien abduction?
• Win, place or show
• i clung to her cloak. (or flew)
• Werms: Metaphor or Fiction? Fact or Fancy? Secret Code or Ancient Bluff?
• No synthesisers or ulterior motives
• Black or Blue
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• The Slug Bearers of Kayrol Island, or, The Friends of Dr. Rushower
• Or at least it used to be
• Robosexual or what?
• Or la'goyim
• black or red (user)
• Vote Labour or the fox gets its
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• They Buried the American Dream Today
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• They Meet the Woozy
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• No, they are not stupid
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• And they all just stood and stared
• how to determine whether a number is divisible by n
• Bobby Orr
• -or
• Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
• Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• So is this a Customer Service Center or a Technical Support Center?
• How to tell if you are stoned or not
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
• truth or swill
• That afternoon in amber, or dipped in gold and left on the mantle
• Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
• HOT or NOT
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Liberty or Death
• Monkey Soy Leprechaun - Real Or Malarkey, Begorrah? - A Dublin Nodermeet
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• Clotel; or, The President's Daughter
• The Master Cat; or, Puss in Boots
• Porn or not?
• When or Not, Make it Great
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• beneath a stone or behind a woman
• patterns begin to reveal themselves
• They danced with fire claws
• play dumb
• First They Came
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• They Say That Hope is Happiness
• seedless grapes
• They took my job. They took my hands.
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• The Fun They Had
• Things never were what they used to be
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• I admit my flaws
• Do or do not, there is no try
• paper or plastic
• A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
• fold or crumple
• Prose or Poetry?
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• Liberty, equality, fraternity or death!
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The eventful funeral of Scooby Andreou
• Seasonal Change and Variance in Tone or Winter is a Pair of Roller Skates
• Speak now, or forever hold your peace
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
• Nine years of moments or A Definition of Love
• Catching a Parakeet in Midair, or On Parakeet Memory
• Wieland; or, The Transformation
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• They asked me to write a letter
• Things you give people that they keep
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• They shared a love of impermanence, briefly
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• They have no bones.
• Truth or Dare
• Bikini or thong?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII

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