• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Where's the kaboom?
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• More than he was willing to give
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• back when our blood was still warm
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I was young
• man when you are telling me how it was
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• When I was Fair and Young
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• There was a time when I was a better person
• If God was willing to let it be
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• When she was bad
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• It's not supposed to be anything
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• The first time I knew I was different
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Lando was supposed to die
• When I was five
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• No matter what size you wear, you will not be able to find it when you shop
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• I didn't even know he was sick!
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• When he became an old man
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• When I was ten years old
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• When shall I be free?
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• that annoying guy in school who thought he was a comedian
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• When I Was a Boy
• When I Was a Lad
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• If this is how it's supposed to be, it's f****d up
• He Was a Crook
• All he left her was alone
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• November 4, 1995
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• At least he was gentle
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• When I Was Cruel
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• When I was your age
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I am blind when I want to be
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• When touch was simple
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• What I want to be when I grow up
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead

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