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• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• This node was made for you and me
• England Made Me
• The Man With the Child in His Eyes
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• the boy who shoves girls during recess
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• 80s music made me gay
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• The Mouse and His Child
• William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
• Society made me what I am
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• It reminds me of melancholy, and vice versa
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• my secret made me very happy
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• I still wear the bracelet you made me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• The full moon made me do it
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I was a homeless bum
• Books made me a person
• Experience has made me bitter
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• Her hips made waves against his shore
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• The Devil made me do it
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• My wife made me sexy!
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Dream a Little Dream of Me
• Hand me that piano
• And what of this child?
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• ivy child
• let me show you it
• Camel, Lion and Child
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Hentai Child Pornography
• are you going with me?
• Tuesday's Child
• Winter Recess
• indigo child
• vice admiral of the narrow seas
• child prodigy (user)
• The geek girl and the golden child
• Trapped in the Closet
• What caterpillars dream about during metamorphosis
• His hips know the original dance
• God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
• Tucker: The Man And His Dream
• His chocolate stained lips
• On His Having Arrived at the Age of Twenty-Three
• Edgar A. Poe's life is reflected in his works.
• Left with his secrets, his picture and silence
• Wearing his fabrics
• King Canute and His Nobles
• His and Her Circumstances
• Leaves dancing at his feet
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: VIII
• George W. Bush and His Foray into Nuclear Physics
• His Mine_root (category)
• she is his sounding board
• Noises made by dogs in different languages
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• And then you made the world go away for a little while
• How I made my computer quieter
• Fate, made to fade
• Trust me
• Do you know me?
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• you make me think of death
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• They Flee From Me
• Wash Me!
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• Don't call me Asian
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Can you hear me flailing
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• Walk Like Me
• Sleep escapes me still
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• bowl me over
• You Can Count on Me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• Word Me!
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Listen to me!
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• What have you done for me lately?
• Tell me a story
• O tell me the truth about love
• let me kiss you (user)
• Please Don't Bury Me
• m.e. (user)
• let me love you (user)
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• show me (user)
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Bitch set me up!
• child proof
• The microchips never fail me.
• A poignant mother-daughter moment on the subject of child sexual abuse
• Why you never cease to captivate me
• Child Support Agency
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• Francis J. Child
• Principal components analysis
• Lincoln Child
• vice squad
• child herald_root (category)
• Child of Rage
• Closet Goth
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• August approaches: Vietnamese Communism during the Second World War
• I hide in the darkness of the cry that comes from her throat
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• up his own arse
• The Horse and His Boy
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Author's Apology for his Book
• watch his heart turning into rock
• Little Jack Melody and His Young Turks
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• The cypress and the hemlock sing his requiem
• his own tongue_root (category)
• Mr. Mahoney and His Christian Wife
• Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• made bed
• Kurt Vonnegut books made into movies
• They're made out of meat
• My brother made $700 in 3 hours by sitting in front of a grocery store
• Plays are made not written
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• The shape of me and other stuff
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• You'll Find Me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane

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