• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• The best kind of bartender
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Things never were what they used to be
• it would be hilarious if only
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Just to see what it would be like
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Who Would True Valour See
• Don't you wish we would have met when I was fifteen and you were sixteen?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• A whimper would be fine
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If It Be True
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Things that seem too good to be true, rule
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• Too good to be true
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I never thought it would be like this
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• The Man Who Would Be King
• To thine own self be true
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Mind without body
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• That would be me
• If it isn't true, it ought to be!
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Would you know if you were insane?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• eternity would be boring
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Where would America be without Canada?
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Life without music would be a mistake
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• To do is to be
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Jack Be Nimble
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't want to be alone
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Blessed be
• Glory be to the Father
• I Want to Be Inside You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• I'll be
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Waiting To Be Opened
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• asking to be bathed in light
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• The true rulers of the World
• painfully true
• True neutral
• Everyone says you're wonderful. Is it true?
• Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
• true life and a real angel (searching for Eldorado)
• Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Dirty Tricks were Used!
• The bees were cool
• We Were Soldiers
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• How we were, before we were
• As the clocks were striking the hour
• How we were, before you were
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• What would Tyler Durden do?
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• But would you eat the peanuts from her shit?
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Must be a lesbian
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Want to be a lawyer?
• node that will be my legacy
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Laundry should be free
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• It's Tough to Be a Bug
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• It must be New Years Eve again
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Be there or be square
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged

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