• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Peace be upon him
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• The best kind of bartender
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• it would be hilarious if only
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Just to see what it would be like
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• A whimper would be fine
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I never thought it would be like this
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• The Man Who Would Be King
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Mind without body
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• That would be me
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• eternity would be boring
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Life without music would be a mistake
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I peer at the ball game, tired of Whitman, tired of wanting to be great.
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• To do is to be
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Jack Be Nimble
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't want to be alone
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Blessed be
• Glory be to the Father
• I Want to Be Inside You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• I'll be
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Waiting To Be Opened
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• asking to be bathed in light
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Must be a lesbian
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Want to be a lawyer?
• node that will be my legacy
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Laundry should be free
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• It's Tough to Be a Bug
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• It must be New Years Eve again
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Be there or be square
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• How to be a badass
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• If brackets be the food of E2, link on
• They will not be named!
• Be all that you can be
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Carl Everett
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Wouldn't It Be Nice
• Sucks to be you
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Women who are bred to be ornaments
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• you have to be close to catch it
• You could be so delicious
• Why we long to be American
• Be still, my soul, be still
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• Fishing may be painful
• I may not be unbreakable
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• Lest Ye Be Vexed
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You'd Be Surprised (user)
• we shall all be healed
• Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
• gods we may be
• I will be your young sinner
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• I wouldn't be.
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)

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