yo momma

"yo momma" is also a: user

(thing) by soren.harward (2.5 y) Sun Jul 02 2000 at 1:30:30
Any insult that fits the following pattern:

Yo momma is so [derogator attribute], she ....

For instance:
  • Yo momma is so poor she can't afford to pay attention.
  • Yo momma is so nasty she made Right Guard turn left.
  • Yo momma is so ugly, when she goes into a bank they turn the security cameras off.
  • Yo momma is so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
The genre is so big that Google even has a single page dedicated to sites with Yo Momma jokes (Recreation > Humor > Jokes > Yo Momma Jokes).
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