• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• Memories that never were
• We were never really friends
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The one my father never met
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• Things never were what they used to be
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Land of my Fathers
• Pictures of my father
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• Of Sigurd's avenging of Sigmund his father
• Father's Field
• It is NEVER safe to turn off your computer
• Never be the first to let go
• I never did well with Sunday nights
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• I will never drink root beer again
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Never on Sunday
• You Never Wash Up After Yourself
• A bird never flew on one wing
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• I never saw daylight in all that time
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• Murder Never Tasted So Good
• You can never really escape the fire
• Never will you reclaim everything I have owned
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• If This Were a Movie
• It's a jailbreak; we're free.
• When We Were Mud
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• You were always so good to me
• as it were (user)
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• Black Were (user)
• Fathers of Confederation
• Sins of the Fathers : Hope (two)
• A day in the life of a single father
• A father to his teenage son
• A little child could never kill this clean
• What if it never happened?
• Evolution has never been observed
• The death of a man I had never known
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• never store currency in a float
• Never trust a skinny chef
• I Never Saw Another Butterfly
• Never Smile at a Crocodile
• it never thunders here i am jealous
• August from September never looked as green
• You'll never work in dis bidness again
• It's obvious you've never owned a vagina
• and never the twain shall meet
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• It hurt when we were pruned
• If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• The only things missing were a banjo and Jon Voight
• Those were the days of miracles and splendour
• We were the young lovers before despair
• Hey, Nora! What were the pregnant women called?
• father
• Father Guido Sarducci
• A letter to my deceased father
• Alexander's Father
• Father Dok (user)
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Never Again
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Something I Can Never Have
• Never Stop Burning
• I Never Promised You A Rose Garden
• I will never take a man underwear shopping
• deep-set charcoal eyes that will never forget
• The Music Never Stopped: Roots of the Grateful Dead
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• I've Never met a nice South African
• Never rely on an Artificial Intelligence to save you from fiery death
• Never light a bowl with a white lighter
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• You Were on My Mind
• We're all doing just fine
• We're, Where, Were
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• We're Not Married
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• when my father cries
• Dreams Of Our Fathers
• Birthday presents for fathers
• Are You Right There, Father Ted?
• Unwed Fathers
• Never Mind The Buzzcocks
• You sad cookie, you *care* more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Never underestimate the power of denial
• never seen The Pogues live yet
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
• Proof that Napoleon Bonaparte never existed
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Those were the days
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• I dreamed you were a god once
• You always spend a dollar as if you were spending a wounded eagle
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• The Americas were shaped exclusively to infuriate explorers
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• These lions were not like normal lions.
• Were you here at all?
• You are old, Father William
• desert fathers
• Sins of the Fathers : Downfall (one)
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• Father Brown
• A father to his children
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I have never
• Never heard of Dr. Mennel
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Never kick a guy in the crotch!
• Never The End (user)
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• The microchips never fail me.
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• I wish I were close
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Trust Us, We're Experts
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• We're all still very different
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• In The Name of the Father
• You, My Father
• just like my father
• Ten Things that show you are a father
• Seeing my future on the face of my father
• Father Jack_root (category)
• Saying goodbye to my father
• Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of quarter-inch tapes
• The greatest massively Multiplayer Online Game never made

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