• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• The Girl Can't Help It
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• You can run, but you can't hide
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• To wear nothing but steam
• butt plug
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• different but equal
• no ideas but in things
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• You Can't See It
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• Bess Can't Go Here
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• Money can't buy happiness
• This is why we can't have nice things
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• How the United States helped Saddam Hussein
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Piracy helps software companies
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• separate but equal
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Butt fluffies
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• anger is honest but not truthful
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• I can't believe it's not haggis
• can't get with
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• I Can't See New York
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• toll-free consumer help lines
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• 2@ $help (user)
• But who codes the coders?
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• butts ARE litter
• I am but a moth before your flame
• General Butt Naked
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But I Like You
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• i can't find it anywhere
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• You can't go there anymore
• I can't feel my legs
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Thieves Cant
• you can't break even
• Where to get help with Linux
• Help desk humor
• Help Me, Daddy
• There is no god but God
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• BQN: But, one for all?
• silent but deadly
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• Sweet is the rose, but grows upon a briar
• Ain't nothing but a thing
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• You can, but you may not
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Love cookies
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• indomitable in battle against a beautiful, but harsh landscape
• We said nay, we are but men
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• not equals, but similar
• Cant hook
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I can't wake up
• How not to faint when you can't move
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• You learn to worship what you can't forget
• Help end homelessness
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• help wanted
• help me_root (category)
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• We are the same age but years apart
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• If you can't beat them, join them
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• If you can't hit the net hit the ref
• I can't find her in this house of dust and bones
• I can't remember our last kiss
• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• How to help a library
• Self Help
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• Everything But the Girl
• Butt weld
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• We're one, but we're not the same
• I'm not homophobic but...
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Butt Wars
• Nothing But Trouble
• all but

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