Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "you don't have to get stoned to listen to music from when you smoked pot every day of your life"

• Stoned music memories
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• From Spring Days To Winter (For Music)
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't you wish we would have met when I was fifteen and you were sixteen?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• I always wanted to get married one day
• An American in Tours
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• A day in the life of a signing clerk
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Where pot holes REALLY come from
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• A day in the life of Everything, Kansas
• Life. Get one. (user)
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Is the fact of your certain death enough to prevent you from enjoying life?
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Inside every surjection is a bijection waiting to get out.
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Creating an audio CD from SNES game music
• A day in the life of a blackjack dealer
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• When e2 takes a break, take a break from e2
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• I don't have a television set
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• So you don't have to
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• Extinct lingo from George Orwell's day
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Life. Get one._root (category)
• A reason to drink
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• How to get DC power from AC
• Trouble Comin' Every Day
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Every Day an Asshole
• Day sleepers are on top in the bunk bed of life
• Buy Music - E2 Gets Money (document)
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• My tongue, every atom of my blood, form'd from this soil, this air,
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• The world's philosophers get stoned
• Cats don't have brakes
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• You can never get away from yourself
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• Things To Do Every Single Day
• the day jbo got permission from DJ Assault to post lyrics
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• every day is long, and every night stretches an eternity
• Today is the last day of the rest of your life
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Music was better in the old days
• A Day in the Life of Glycerol and Potosi
• The worst days in my life seem to revolve around my cars
• The days of wonder have come at last
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I have become furniture in your life
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• Seven mice, forced to listen to music by The Prodigy, died
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Society loves to dichotomize every aspect of our daily life
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Impressions from a young revolutionary's life
• The only thing that life is missing is the background music
• How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• I read my life story twenty times a day
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I'll get there when I get there
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• People don't flail when they die
• Getting free pizza
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Life will get easier
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• We get too tense when we drive
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy the music?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• Waking from Drunkenness on a Spring Day
• What peace I get in hectic days
• These are the days when birds come back
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• Why do this every day?
• Rise O Days from your Fathomless Deeps
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Every other day
• Get a life!
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• I have bad taste in music
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Drawn from Life
• When I Heard at the Close of Day
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?

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