• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• you would have been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have always been burning
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The way things have always been done
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Have you been a dad today?
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What Might Have Been
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• You have been the daylight shining
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• I've been smoking ever since
• I've been on the net (user)
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Does a dog have buddha nature?
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• I have never
• I want to have your abortion
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• I have root on your head
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Words that only have one context
• I Have Zero Fish (user)
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• You have no power over me
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Have got
• I have the body of John Wilkes Booth
• It must have rained or something
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• This is why we can't have nice things
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• You Have To Burn The Rope
• I've been living my life half asleep
• My dog has been stolen
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• You have a big finger
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Animals people have sex with
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• You seek not what you have found
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
• Penis size and impregnation
• Fight Clubs I have known
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• To Have and Have Not
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Sex in a small car
• The terrorists have already won
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• if I can't have silence
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• how many lines of code have you written?
• because I have given up any care
• I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
• I've frequently not been on boats
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• When I have female children
• Why males have nipples
• I have Jesus in my asshole, does that count?
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Dogs that have owned me
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• I have lost my power
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Some flies have all the luck
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• I have had enough of Survivor
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You have a heart of ultimate and universal fear
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I believe you have my stapler
• the pleasures of insomnia are ones i haven't found
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• If Love now Reigned as it Hath Been
• Have a nice day
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• You have no socially redeeming value
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Have You Ever Walked?
• in case I have forgotten
• you have to be kidding
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Cats don't have brakes
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• I have too many clothes
• Type A blood
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• I have crossed the final threshold

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