Findings:
Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "you might as well have never been"
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- What Might Have Been
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Could have beens, should have beens
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- Cheer up luv, it might never happen
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- The path we have been walking
- I'd love you if I'd never been born
- you would have been
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- I appear to have been misinformed
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- love like you've never been hurt
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- Could I Have Been?
- And All That Could Have Been
- Something I Can Never Have
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- Questions we will never have answers to
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- I have never felt more alive
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I might as well post fee rates on the side of my car
- Front porch, what should have been said
- It could have been me
- the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
- Never will you reclaim everything I have owned
- might as well
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Oceania has never been at war
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
- I have never kissed a girl
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- Evolution has never been observed
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I have always been burning
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- Why I've never been ice skating
- The way things have always been done
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- I never did well with Sunday nights
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
- Using a command line
- I know I have been dreaming
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- I might have, once.
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
- AES may have been broken
- I could have been one of a two
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I have never
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Never Been Kissed
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I've Never Been to Me
- You have been the daylight shining
- You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
- The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
- What have you been smoking?
- I may or may not have been naked
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Sweet 16 and never been kissed
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- We have learned our lessons well
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- You know you've been away from home too long
- Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
- I've been smoking ever since
- I've been on the net (user)
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Sally guests I have known
- Does a cow have the Buddha nature?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
- Men have feelings too
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- I have one whole anus
- Why we have two ears
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
- My Bitch Better Have My Money
- Gnutella users have poor taste in film
- How to "Have People"
- Astro City #5
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- I must have waited all my life for this
- Have You Fed the Fish?
- They could have saved Kevin
- Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
- For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
- I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- You might be a moogle...
- That which cannot give me everything I might want
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- Never trust anyone over 30
- You'll never work in this town again!
- Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
- Never knowingly miss The Simpsons.
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- Love means never having to say you're sorry
- I Never Saw Another Butterfly
- you never can tell with bees
- Never take a bug out of a socket with a fork
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- Never Bet the Devil Your Head
- Fermat will never find solace of yes
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- i never sleep (user)
- well regulated militia
- Water well driller
- Rosemary Wells
- Bath et Well
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- Bones do not burn well
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- I've been living my life half asleep
- My dog has been stolen
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- I have lots of gay friends
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- Till We Have Faces
- My hands have lost their memory
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- We have had enough of your beige
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
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