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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "you taught me how I wish it weren't"
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- He taught me how to smoke
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- I wish you would talk to me
- MacGyver taught me that
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Wish me luck
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- My first comet
- How Prom nearly killed me
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Things video games have taught me
- Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- How the Wogglebug Taught Athletics
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Love forgive me if I wish you grief
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- what my parents taught me
- Some things dannye taught me without trying
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- I wish I knew how to quit you
- Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
- What the rocks taught me
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- How television car chases influenced me
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- boss i wish you had told me
- What my mother taught me
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How Daniel explained it to me
- Please tell me, Elizabeth. How exactly does one suck a fuck?
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- Humane octopus killing
- how to leave the planet
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- How the Mind Works
- Leave me
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- Vacant and alluring? Sounds good to me!
- How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
- Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- They Flee From Me
- How to chill a glass
- Wash Me!
- Escaping a mindfuck cycle
- Oh woe is me
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- Eating kiwi fruit
- spare me the details
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
- How to remove roommates from showers
- Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- Finding out where a net user lives
- Can You Fill Me In?
- How did I miss the recruiter?
- hold me tighter
- Automobile tire pressure
- Killing Me Softly
- How to treat a poisonous snake bite
- Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
- How many living things are there on earth?
- Blake, Keats, Emerson and Me
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- Call if you need me
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- Miss Cleo let me down
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
- Jenny Kissed Me
- How one man could control the Senate
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How to Smile
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- I gave her two daisies. This is how I met your mother.
- Call Me Princess
- Amuse yourself on public transportation
- Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
- How I allowed craven cowardice to ruin my life
- How to clean everything
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- How the Fierce Warriors Invaded Oz
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- How Scandinavians Became Hideously White
- She only wants me for tech support
- Buying a guitar amplifier
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- How to Make a DivX Rip
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
- How video game art is created
- Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
- how to hack
- Join me
- Knowing how to sleep with someone
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Carl and me
- How to begin poetry
- the weakest and shallowest is deathless with me
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- My New York will die with me
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- Dont come near me. (user)
- How to make lip balm
- when you're ready to touch me again
- How I invented the best way to trim toenails
- Before Me
- How to chug a beer
- Evil is me (user)
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- How to Juggle in Starsiege Tribes
- my secret made me very happy
- How Eulenspiegel became a trumpeter
- e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
- kikoy
- for me to smell a garden without trying
- How to winterize a Honda CB400F
- Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
- How Doth the Little Crocodile
- I can feel you forgetting me
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- you and me against the world
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- if you weren't real I would make you up
- Blessing a seismograph
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- How to Sell Sex Stories
- eyelash wish
- How the Waldensian Heretics avoided detection
- I wish I could burn like god
- Collecting a clean catch urine
- How to eat sushi
- How to write a love letter
- How to shave your armpits
- How to set up and operate a road checkpoint
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- How to choose a long-distance telephone provider
- Hopping a freight train
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much)
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- Common Heroes and how to deal with them
- How to fix the world
- How to speak English backwards
- How to de-porn your computer
- London Stansted Airport
- Carbonate your own beverages
- Why big businesses give prizes away
- How to get Apache to send compressed versions of static HTML files
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- How to order in a crowded bar
- How to sleep on a Blue Goose
- How To Become A Virgin
- Official Handbook On How to Survive Zombies.
- How to Distill Dreams
- How to save up to 30% on ebay
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- Me and a Gun
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
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