• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• Things never were what they used to be
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Children should be seen and not heard
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• To do is to be
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Jack Be Nimble
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't want to be alone
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Blessed be
• Glory be to the Father
• I Want to Be Inside You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• I'll be
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Waiting To Be Opened
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• asking to be bathed in light
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Road to Nowhere
• I have seen the elephant
• Paradise: As Seen in Yevgeny Zamyatin's We and Other Literary Works
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Mistakes we knew we were making
• Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
• We're Going On A Bear Hunt
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Must be a lesbian
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Want to be a lawyer?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• node that will be my legacy
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Laundry should be free
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• It's Tough to Be a Bug
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• It must be New Years Eve again
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Be there or be square
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• How to be a badass
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• If brackets be the food of E2, link on
• They will not be named!
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Nowhere to go but down
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• If my life were an arcade game
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• November 4, 1995
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• What were you expecting? Once the process of falsification is set in motion, it won't stop.
• The Three Quests that were obtained from Powys
• We're on a Roll (document)
• Runners, yeah, we're different
• people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
• the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
• You were the flying car we were promised
• Be all that you can be
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Carl Everett
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Wouldn't It Be Nice
• Sucks to be you
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Women who are bred to be ornaments
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• you have to be close to catch it
• You could be so delicious
• Why we long to be American
• Be still, my soul, be still
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• Fishing may be painful
• I may not be unbreakable
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• Lest Ye Be Vexed
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You'd Be Surprised (user)
• we shall all be healed
• Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
• gods we may be
• I will be your young sinner
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Everybody knows this is nowhere
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• If All the World Were Paper
• We're all guinea pigs
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• I wish it were raining
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• We were always coming back
• We're all Borf in the End
• When the lilacs were in bloom
• Memories that never were
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context

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