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• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I, for one, welcome the release that death will bring
• node that will be my legacy
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• They will not be named!
• If No One Will Love Me
• Carl Everett
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I will be your young sinner
• One word that will make others laugh
• Boys will be boys
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Will I cease to be
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• No one can be in two places at once
• There Will Be Blood
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• Luckily, you will perish one day.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I fear I will be nothing
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• One day we will burn
• Who Will Be There
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Even the dead will not be safe
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• There will be no more stories to read
• there will be a last
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The next life will be better
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• If it be your will
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• There will be time
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• The end will be a sellout
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• What life after death will really be like
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will never be another you
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• No matter what size you wear, you will not be able to find it when you shop
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• My RPG will be a work of art
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• The revolution will not be televised
• Be a model or just look like one
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• There can be only one
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Marks which will never be broken
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Someday, I will be strong
• Everything will be alright
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• all the cute guys will be there
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Will I be given that chance?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• You will be assimilated
• No one can be totally logical
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I will always be in the details
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The staircase will be firm and the ceiling above will shatter under my fingertip
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• The television will not be revolutionized
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• the world will be remade in our image
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• I will be in my trailer!
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I will always be weird inside
• Rebeca Martinez
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• impossible pain
• To do is to be
• life is pain

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