• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Be there or be square
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• There Will Be Blood
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Who Will Be There
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• There will be no more stories to read
• there will be a last
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• There will be time
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Where's the kaboom?
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will never be another you
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• There is some place I need to be
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Goops and How to be Them
• Some things that fly there be
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Be a problematic duck over there
• There need to be more powers
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• There can be only one
• On the comet there will be much pie
• marry me and you'll be safe
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• you had to be there
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• all the cute guys will be there
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• There needs to be a man page for females
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• There is a Space Between your Shoulders where your wings used to be
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• To do is to be
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Jack Be Nimble
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't want to be alone
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Blessed be
• Glory be to the Father
• I Want to Be Inside You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• I'll be
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Waiting To Be Opened
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• asking to be bathed in light
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Let them eat cake
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• Onion ring to rule them all, Onion ring to fry them
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• Behave as if there were a God
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• There are no stars any more
• There is
• There is no nodegel! (document)
• There Is No Rose
• There is no time paradox
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• Were there a god!
• There's no replacement for displacement
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; There is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• There are no rules in language, only regularities
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 2: Unfinished Business
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• underneath my clothes; there's a story for you
• Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Must be a lesbian
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Want to be a lawyer?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• node that will be my legacy
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Laundry should be free
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• It's Tough to Be a Bug
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• It must be New Years Eve again
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• How to be a badass
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• If brackets be the food of E2, link on
• They will not be named!
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I couldn't see them through all the corn
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't

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