• I always assume innocence
• There's always a catch!
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• It's always raining somewhere
• our best kisses are always at earthquakes and impacts
• Why Women Are Always Cold
• Once a smoker
• You're So Vain
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• You're a dick
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• The customer is always right
• Once JPEG, always JPEG
• the first time always sucks
• The dream is always the same...
• Why do we always whisper in the dark?
• always in love (user)
• smokers' rights
• You're Under Arrest!
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• You're the One
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Grow where you're planted
• Everything you're not supposed to do
• always
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• you always left quietly
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• She always was devious in her beauty
• It's always lunchtime, here in the land of the dead
• Master Smoker (user)
• You're Only Old Once!
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
• From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
• As a senior citizen, you're already aware of the threat robots pose.
• inhale, inhale, you’re the victim
• I Had Always Known
• Always the guyfriend never the lover
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• Skin and tragedy always attract a crowd
• Fat kids always win at see-saw
• my castle of dreams, always surreal and strong
• Advice to new smokers
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• I hope you're fucking happy
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• Sing when you're winning
• You're more than welcome
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• You always hurt the one you love
• Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record
• Thus Always To Tyrants
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• You were always so good to me
• always in love_root (category)
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• You're too good to be human
• You're running Linux on what?
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Who is the third who walks always beside you?
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Breath softened fall, angel of always never
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• Eigenvalues of nilpotent matrices are always 0
• Always urs_root (category)
• the best things in life cost large amounts, and the currency isn't always money
• hopelessly addicted smokers
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• Australia You're Standing In It
• When you're home alone
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• You're the man now, dog!
• Buying a cell phone
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• text me when you're ready to fuck
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• You always spend a dollar as if you were spending a wounded eagle
• Platonic friends are always right
• always (user)
• Why does the Porridge Bird always lay its egg in the air?
• Advice to nude smokers
• You're not a monk
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Imagine you're not alone
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Seven hits of acid and you're legally insane
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• You're on Christmas with Sal
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
• The Thief of Always
• I can always hope
• Point-Counterpoint: Gay men are always hitting on me
• Why birds fly in "V" formation
• The Great Needle in the Sky is always skipping at the corner of 6th and Delores
• Craving a smoke
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• It's almost like you're real
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• First and Last and Always
• Cats always land on their feet
• Why are the people on food stamps always fat?
• first impressions don't always count
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• In the war between information and poetry, poetry always wins.
• Why smokers are more friendly
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• You know you're a geek when...
• So you think you're on a roll?
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• I take whatever you're given
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Tag, you're dead
• SCIENCE SAYS YOU'RE STUPID AND UGLY AND YOU POUR TOO MUCH MILK IN
• Why are men always expected to make the first move?
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• How Eulenspiegel always rode a dun horse
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• The end is always the same: two adjacent beach chairs, two hands holding each other.
• Smoker's face
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• Move, and pretend you're still breathing
• You're Off The Handball Team
• Now you're playing with power!
• sit down, you're rocking the house
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I always loved the smell of dying candles
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• The rain wasn't always kind
• The Vampire Always Knocks in Triplicate
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• Listen up smokers!
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• You're not alone
• You're never around when I need you
• You're a diamond's wet dream
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• You're not my son
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
• Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
• Always after Barnes and Noble
• The majority is always wrong
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• Innovative smokers
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Pretend you're not dying inside

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