• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• How to scream when no one is looking
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• The first one's always free
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• You're the One
• the first time always sucks
• One learns the most when teaching others
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• I hold you where no one else can go
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• You're the One that I Want
• When the law's on your side
• There's no point unless you make one
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• When I was young Time had no wings
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• You always hurt the one you love
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• when you're ready to touch me again
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• What's the first thing you feel when you shoot an unarmed civilian? Recoil.
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• To the world you're just one person
• There is no "One", either
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• text me when you're ready to fuck
• Finally we are no one
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• When you're alone
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• No Other One
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• First and Last and Always
• first impressions don't always count
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• When you're home alone
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Sing when you're winning
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• No one paints landscapes full of tumbleweeds
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• Why are men always expected to make the first move?
• Buying your first mountain bike
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• No plans survive first contact with the enemy
• Trust No One
• Tom Waits for no one
• Swing when you're winning
• The words no one can find
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• No one touches me
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Always for the first time
• you're the only one who doesn't know
• Losing one's illusions is not always such a passive process
• No one can be totally logical
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• No one's garden
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• When you're dead, you're dead
• I'll explain it when you're older
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• No one can be in two places at once
• When I first met you
• a city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• They grow up. No one told me.
• If No One Will Love Me
• No matter what size you wear, you will not be able to find it when you shop
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• one sided debate (user)
• When first my way to fair I took
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• They always jump off the east side
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Love the One You're With
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• No one knows my plan
• No one says anything important during the day
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The Operative: No One Lives Forever
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• You're never around when I need you
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• No One Knows Who I Am
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Eight: That No One of Existing Things doth Perish
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• The Universe always gets the first move
• I always wanted to get married one day
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• You are no longer someone's first
• lying here with no one near
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• U.S. policy on First Use
• You know you're a geek when...
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• No one has died
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• No one wants you the way you are
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• no one listens anymore

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