• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• I am a writer in the sense that woodpecker is a carpenter? What does that even mean? I mean, it's not as if... oh I get it. You're being a jerk.
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• Being a Green Mother
• not as good as being there
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• Toward a Psychology of Being
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• astral being
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Dreams of Being Eaten Alive
• Being "socially aware" does not cause your band to cease sucking
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I just had this thought of summer past
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
• I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
• We had every gentle sound
• Never Had It So Good
• As soon as you're born you start dying
• You're evil
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Now You're Screwed
• you're afraid
• You're My Honeybunch
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Things you're not supposed to hear on Xbox Live
• As a senior citizen, you're already aware of the threat robots pose.
• inhale, inhale, you’re the victim
• The Importance of Being Earnest
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Being the outsider at a party
• Is being domesticated an evolutionary advantage?
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• the perfect being
• Guide to being emo
• Record of a Living Being
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• You had better...!!!
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• And had to do with goblin merchant men
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• poems I had to do for a school project
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• imperfect being (user)
• The day I realized what being alive was
• I often wonder if I am closer to reality simply for being poorer
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• On Being the Right Size
• On Being Small
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• The importance of being Ernie
• play at a game of constantly being wrong with a priceless set of vocabularies
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I almost had to wait
• We had a record label
• The Monkey that had a Mobile Phone
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• You're too young to be so old
• You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
• Miss Jackson if you're nasty
• You're playing you, now
• You're the One
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Grow where you're planted
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Human beings will believe anything
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• On not being a writer in Prague
• Being licked to death by kittens
• Spiritual beings having a physical experience
• On the Geological Succession of Organic Beings
• I feel like I'm being watched
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• The death of a man I had never known
• The seizure I had last night
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• Had I not seen the Sun
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• I Know What You Had For Breakfast
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• I'll explain it when you're older
• You're the One that I Want
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
• From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• text me when you're ready to fuck
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• Above the crowd, up to where being small is an advantage.
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• I had a really good time tonight
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• I Had No Right
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• I had been hungry all the years
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• we had to destroy the world in order to save it
• You're So Vain
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• You're a dick
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• Sing when you're winning
• You're more than welcome
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• being
• The perks of being a wallflower
• The honor of being a rat
• Being the Younger Man
• The new rulers of the world are being decided upon
• Tired of being angry
• Another being's life
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• Being the further peregrinations of age in a world of beauty
• The release of being useful
• Canon CAT
• A conversation I had with myself once
• We had silent conversations
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• You're Under Arrest!
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• in love with being in love
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Supreme Beings of Leisure
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• On being a rock
• For the Time Being
• Being nice
• Mutual Affinities of Organic Beings; Morphology; Embryology; Rudimentary Organs
• Being resigned to having your corpse facing the enemy
• Below the waters, history is not being continued
• had
• I had my balls shaved
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• He'd experienced a horror I had not
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• Remember when you had words for everything?
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• You're Only Old Once!
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• You know you're in the SCA when
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish

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