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• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• Would You Like To Play Again?
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• Marc Ribot Plays Solo Guitar Works of Frantz Casseus
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• How to Play any Guitar Chord
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• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
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• Which Describes How You're Feeling
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• Love the One You're With
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• And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
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• Sometimes I like to write with my eyes closed
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
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• Like Origami
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• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
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• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• I like the sound of my own voice
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• like circular teeth-filled suckers
• like a greasy chip butty
• Lips Like Sugar
• Play a matinee
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• How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
• Mumming Plays
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• You Can Play These Songs With Chords + 10
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• Lonely, trying to fill herself with the concert
• To the world you're just one person
• You're evil
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• So you think you're on a roll?
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack

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