Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "you're pretty advanced for an eight-year-old, but you've got no fucking idea"

• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• no ideas but in things
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; There is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• You've got mail
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I hope you're fucking happy
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• You've got to paddle
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• No, but I'll have a beer
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• You've Got Gold (user)
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• You've got another think coming
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Tanks But No Tanks
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• No Idea
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• You've got an underdeveloped sense of vengeance
• The pretty girl has no friends
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• You're such a pretty girl
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• I have no idea!! (user)
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• You've Got A Friend
• There is no god but God
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• The donuts are so pretty
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• If you've got it, flaunt it!
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Close, but no cigar
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• You've got to take the rough with the smooth
• At this point, we have no idea where the bodies are coming from
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• You've Got Stalkers
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• standing but not operating
• Alfred Mosher Butts

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