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• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• How to scream when no one is looking
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• The first one's always free
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• No one has died
• There was no one waiting for me...
• The Universe always gets the first move
• I always wanted to get married one day
• Love the One You're With
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• No one is illegal
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• When first my way to fair I took
• No one knows my plan
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• no one listens anymore
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
• lying here with no one near
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• When the law's on your side
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• I hold you where no one else can go
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• No one wants you the way you are
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• You know you're in the SCA when
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• the first time always sucks
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• You're the One
• Dry bones can harm no one
• You're never around when I need you
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• Finally we are no one
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• One learns the most when teaching others
• You are no longer someone's first
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• There's no point unless you make one
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• You always hurt the one you love
• U.S. policy on First Use
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• No one paints landscapes full of tumbleweeds
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• You are no longer someone's first, continued
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• There is no "One", either
• You know you're a geek when...
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• No one touches me
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• You're the One that I Want
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• No Other One
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• First and Last and Always
• first impressions don't always count
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• No one's garden
• Why are men always expected to make the first move?
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• one sided debate (user)
• Tom Waits for no one
• The words no one can find
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• No one can be in two places at once
• Always for the first time
• Losing one's illusions is not always such a passive process
• when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
• What's the first thing you feel when you shoot an unarmed civilian? Recoil.
• No one can be totally logical
• when you're ready to touch me again
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• To the world you're just one person
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• Trust No One
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• you're the only one who doesn't know
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• They grow up. No one told me.
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Buying your first mountain bike
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• When you're alone
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• No plans survive first contact with the enemy
• When you're home alone
• Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Sing when you're winning
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• I'm always breathless when you call
• If No One Will Love Me
• Swing when you're winning
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• The Operative: No One Lives Forever
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• They always jump off the east side
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• No One Knows Who I Am
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Eight: That No One of Existing Things doth Perish
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• When I first met you
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single

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