• A fine mess you've gotten me into
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• far be it from me
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• OBAFGKM
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Be gentle with me
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• you have to be kidding
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• marry me and you'll be safe
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Look siad me Be like me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• That would be me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Let me be your fantasy
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• To do is to be
• eat me 2000_root (category)
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• You wouldn't recognize me
• The Ten Commandments revised
• MET ME IN THE TRAP_root (category)
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• sk8rbabe gtta luv me (user)
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Jack Be Nimble
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Sing me songs of nights to come
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Don't Make Me Think
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• (Come get me).
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• I don't want to be alone
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Blessed be
• Glory be to the Father
• I Want to Be Inside You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• I'll be
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Waiting To Be Opened
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• asking to be bathed in light
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• bite me
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• Taste me, taste me
• Farm auctions rip me in half
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Spontaneous Me
• me (user)
• Rhode Island It's for Me
• It's all Greek to me
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Holidays that matter to me
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Kiss Me
• I Want You to Want Me
• Someone to Watch over Me
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• People confuse me
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Excite me
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• It could have been me
• That which does not kill me...
• Meet Me in the Green Glen
• He brings me books like flowers
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• Singing softly to me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Punish me with kisses
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• another me (user)
• Count to Pi for me.
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me
• Must be a lesbian
• Arizona to Marion, and To Me
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Want to be a lawyer?
• Kiss me once and never again
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• node that will be my legacy
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• You move me to completion
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• let me speak please (user)
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• It's obvious you've never owned a penis
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Laundry should be free
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• It's Tough to Be a Bug
• There has to be a better way to make human beings

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