Findings:
Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "you've just been born. how do you feel?"
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- Just How You Feel
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
- You know you've been away from home too long
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Just Born, Inc.
- How do I write a bibliography entry for an Everything2 node?
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- How Do I Love Thee?
- Dis Yourself in '89 (Just Do It)
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- If it feels good, do it
- I'd love you if I'd never been born
- How to check the coolant, and what to do if it is low
- The Art Of Insulting - Chapter III - How do I insult?
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- How do women's dress sizes work?
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- Why do I feel insecure?
- How to find something which has been lost
- It's been years since we were born
- love like you've never been hurt
- How to do a Gram Stain
- How do you become a geek?
- You, standing
- So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- How do you know it's real?
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day
- Running toward the edge
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- How long do babies sleep?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- How to cut and paste in Mac OS
- How much money do you make?
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How do we find the very best clock?
- Felching: How to do it and why you shouldn't
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- how do you change fuel pump in 1994 mazda 626
- How do I submit a writeup of my own?
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How to do a mouseover
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- How do you hear the water?
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How do men touch you?
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- How to do the fabled cute face!
- How do souls travel?
- Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
- Sometimes I feel my clockwork heart just ain't wound right
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- How do you pee in space?
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- How fish reproduce
- You've Been Borged! (document)
- Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- how do i make a backyard bomb
- Feel how it trembles inside
- this is how i feel.
- Just Do It
- How do vampires shave?
- How to install subwoofers in your car
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- How do you write like that?
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How do you pronounce GIF?
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Archived: How do I submit a writeup of my own? (document)
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- you know you've been caught
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
- How do you love your ass?
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Just how is this arousing?
- How do you do?
- How it feels to fly
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- What to do if you've lost your wallet or purse
- Know How, Can Do
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- How to do a donut on a ten-speed bicycle
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- How vampires feel
- You've Been Framed
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How do you access E2? (e2poll)
- You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- Adding a DOS prompt entry to the Windows right click menu
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- . . . and this is how I feel
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- How do ya like them apples?
- How do you make a life matter?
- How fifth graders feel
- How I feel about exams
- tumble turn
- just because they never bothered to really do
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How Do I Live
- How do you define your gender?
- How do you get there?
- How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
- Doing laundry
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- Do not remember how these depths are cold
- Words to help you remember how it feels
- You can only play the cards you've been dealt
- How do you make God laugh?
- How Do I Love?
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- How software is born
- How to do a lift walk on a rollercoaster
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- You've Been Dumped
- How do you remember things?
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How to Deal with Tear Gas
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- How to crack an egg with one hand
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