• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• Be a model or just look like one
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• serendipity, or something like it
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don't know.
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• The truth, or something like it
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• Life, or something like it
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• Our way or the highway
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• Now or Never
• More hips!
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• Live Free or Die
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• Pa Gwr, or, Arthur and the Porter
• fish or cut bait
• Hachis, or Minced Fowl a la Polonaise
• HOT or NOT
• Human Nature in Chinese and Greek Philosophy: External or Internal?
• Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
• Jean-Claude Romand
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• Go big or go home
• A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
• Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• to exorcise or not to exorcise?
• Bad command or file name
• Take it or leave it
• To Stir or Not to Stir
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Billionaires for Bush (or Gore)
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Superheroes and Supervillains are Inherently Gay or Deviant
• Am I the driver or the driven?
• Harry Potter or Sex?
• The "Mary Ann or Ginger?" Game
• Seasonal Change and Variance in Tone or Winter is a Pair of Roller Skates
• My car es El Coche Magnifico, or: The Oregon Trail Rally eats my dust
• Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
• Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
• What to do if the election is cancelled or postponed
• Abeochromicon, or the Book of Passed Colors
• Speak English or Die
• Are you more an R2-D2 or a C-3PO, robosexually speaking?
• Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
• Actively or Passively?
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• any way, shape or form
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Ready or Not, Here I Come
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
• Visit to the vet or alien abduction?
• Win, place or show
• i clung to her cloak. (or flew)
• The Manner of Procedure in Administrative Recourse and in the Removal or Transfer of Parish Priests
• Pepper steak fajitas or something
• Colour or Country
• Not all dirt roads are rally courses, or: Bambi meets WRX
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• Helping the child or adolescent trauma survivor
• A Brief (or maybe not) Argument for Dictatorship (or maybe not...)
• am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
• Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
• When or Not, Make it Great
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• Hex; Or Printing in the Infernal Method
• would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
• Rhapsody on a theme of "Marriage is a connection..."
• Eye contact at a distance
• Heaven or Las Vegas
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Bikini or thong?
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Miracle of Science or Wonder of Nature?
• Grandma and the internet or Cream of the Slop
• How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
• That afternoon in amber, or dipped in gold and left on the mantle
• Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
• How to herd people in public
• Screw vs. bolt
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• With your shield, or on it
• Without hope or agenda
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• consist, comprise, constitute, or compose
• Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
• To care or not to care?
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
• -or
• Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
• Opening champagne or sparkling wine
• Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
• Reporting Loss or Disclosure of Classified Information at the NSA
• The Ballot or the Bullet
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Liberty, equality, fraternity or death!
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The eventful funeral of Scooby Andreou
• How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
• Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
• Fact or Fiction
• Why wearing cologne or perfume is bad for your future children
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• Fight or flight
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• Robosexual or what?
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• She's Either Being Sweet and Lying, or She's Just a Doormat
• It's Me or the Dog
• Days or Years
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• 54-40 or fight!
• paper or plastic
• A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
• Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?
• Spring Break, 2000 and/or Frank, revisited
• left or right, you're both wrong

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