Findings:
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- I wish you would talk to me
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- That would be me
- Is Everything 2 making me more or less intelligent?
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- Love Me or Leave Me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Intelligence or talent -- the effects of definition
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- give me the truth or nothing
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- You wouldn't recognize me
- MET ME IN THE TRAP (user)
- in a quiet room streaming words for me
- Cry me a river
- Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
- Breathe on me, Breath of God
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
- Get it off me!
- i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
- Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- Skate or Die
- Sew or Staple?
- believe it or not
- Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
- Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
- Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
- Bean Soup with Ham or Bacon
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
- Superfluous Information or Bandwidth Bandits
- Visit to the vet or alien abduction?
- Bad or missing command interpreter
- true or false
- James Orr
- Why putting ~/bin or . in your $PATH is a bad idea
- Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
- Mad World, or my weekend in Afghanistan
- For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- Lachrimæ, or Seven Teares
- It's a beautiful life, or something like it
- Come strong or stay home
- foreign intelligence
- "I want to make the milk," or, More Tales from Youth
- Inter Services Intelligence
- Designing Aliens: The Evolution of Intelligence
- Guiche piercing
- So Sue Me
- cheek piercing
- Drink Me
- What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
- Big Me
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- What Would Jesus Drink?
- Eating in the morning makes me sick
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Would you like an OS with that?
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
- My Mom buys me diet pills
- The dog who would not beg
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- Hit me up
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- let me grow up
- Dogs that have owned me
- Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
- Me and my big mouth
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- Take On Me
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- If No One Will Love Me
- The time my father caught me having sex
- Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- make me hurt you
- Lay me down in this long grass
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Jesus' blood never failed me yet
- humani nil alienum a me puto
- She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- It kills me to watch them go
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Me and the Devil
- quod me nutrit, me destruit
- Tell me something good
- The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
- Me and the Fat Man
- Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
- I Touch the Earth, the Earth Touches Me
- And the bridge sang its sweet siren song, longingly, to me
- drop me a line_root (category)
- Choose a star with me
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me
- the sky above me like a full recovery
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- U READY 4 ME (user)
- let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
- Pick Me, Pic Me, Pick Me, Pick Me Not
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- Notice Me
- dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- call me hiroshima
- The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
- Glen or Glenda
- For Better or For Worse
- Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- is that a siren or a saxophone?
- I can neither confirm or deny these charges
- More hips!
- Ball Hog or Tugboat?
- To Bake Cod, or Haddock
- Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
- truth or swill
- That afternoon in amber, or dipped in gold and left on the mantle
- Give In, Or Give Up
- Dead Or Alive 3
- toni orr (user)
- or, presumably, soup (user)
- Lie to Myself, or Lie to the World
- The New, Short and Easy Method of Fencing
- Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
- Root pig or die
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