Welcome to the worlds most misspelled Home-nose!
Henceforth I shall dispense with E2's usual pipelinking guidelines. I will instead pipelink to nodes that are so awesomely well written that they make my arms tingle and make me feel proud just to have found them.
In short things that can only be found on E2.
So you see even though I like Sponge Bob Squarepants, if the node doesn't make me want to run around the room screaming: "Oh my God that was so good I think I will shove a firework up my arse just to calm down"... it won't get in.
Taking a page from bookreader, I made this super-hard riddle:
What's as useful as a chocolate fire-guard, but only when there's a fire.
My old home node: A summary in less than 2% of the words:
Gold plated haddocks are great. My head isn't as big as I thought. Politics could do with more silliness and less caution. (but I can't go into that because summaries aren't funny) and I'll quit E2 when I stop feeling great when I'm on it.
My website: (I'm a web designer BTW) paintapage.com
Deviantart account username: Apollyoneum
I get the coolest private msgs:
Once upon a midnight dreary,
while I Pondered weak and weary,
over many a quaint and curious node of forgotten lore,
While I noded, nearly idle,
suddenly, there came a title,
as of some syllogism vital, over which I must now pore,
"'tis some concoction", muttered I,
covering a topic poor,
idle prose and nothing more.
But this prosaic link was tricking
my wayward cursor into clicking,
by the unexpected subject of the text my browser bore.
"Though thy text is pedagogic,
thou," said I, "care not for logic,"
"at least not trite and banal logic parroted by some pedantic bore, "
Quoth the noder, "this is what e2 is for!"
Gorgonzola on All ravens are black
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