I DO NODE AUDITS

Sure, they're only 20 measly votes, but I get fresh new ones every morning!

Newly remixed and remastered:

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Bob forgive me.

Subject DJ-001 Vital Statistics
Height: 6'3" (1.92m) Weight: 190 lbs. (86k)
Hair: Brown/Blond Eyes: Blue DOB: 13/08/1983 (Leo)

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MUSIC!

Spoken as in Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

I'm going to find myself a girl
Who can show me what laughter means
And we'll fill in the missing colors
In each other's paint-by-number dreams
And then we'll put our dark glasses on
And we'll make love until our strength is gone
And when the morning light comes streaming in
We'll get up and do it again...

--Jackson Browne "The Pretender"

The light at the end of the tunnel is just a freight train coming your way

--Metallica

A Metal heart is hard to tear apart

--Hammerfall

Currently listening to: Megadeth, some Viking Metal and Tad Morose

Random Quotes
Updated whenever I damn well feel like it!

"Believing in fate, or even conspiracy, can sometimes be more comforting than facing the fact that sometimes things just happen."

--Professor John Allen Paulos

"I want to be able to call on men and women who like to fight and drink and fuck. I want a naval officer who knows how to whack some drunk in the balls when he grabs her tits, not call a press conference and a lawyer. If you're a wimp who doesn't know how to find the exit at a rowdy party, go fly a kite, not a jet fighter."

--Drew Carey  "Dirty Jokes and Beer", on the "Tailhook" scandal

Good for a laugh:

I couldn't agree more:

Mmmmm! Yummy Metanodes!

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