It's a bit hard to describe who I am, so I decided to assemble a few random facts as a general personality profile.

• I do not really remember what I was doing when JFK died.
• I have night-vision problems, yet I do not wear gogggles.
• My favorite color is blue.
• Every time I have gone sailing, something bad happened.
• I listen to a lot of old-time radio. Now I think I understand Bob and Ray.
• I was declared mentally incomptent at the age of 7, and I am told there are audio tapes in existence to prove this.
• I am approximately a moron's length short of genius. This makes me happy.
• I once ate some discarded dog food, thinking it was hamburger helper.
• I have never finished the Pickwick Papers.
• I dislike grapefruit.
• I posess 12 baseball caps becuase I am well-balding.
• I am prone wear two shades of clothes.
• My car is not clean, yet I am strangely unashamed of this.