So they say... I'll keep my fingers crossed. You know, Dorothy Parker put a sign on her door at Vanity Fair which said MEN. At work, I have a cube, not an office.

Oka.y, so you're wondering... yes, I am gay, though it surprises most people. Why? I suppose they thought they should be able to tell, or perhaps they feel we should all wear signs. When I first came out of the closet I wore a pink triangle for a wh.ile, but I didn't like the way it felt.

Now you're wondering what a mudflap boy is. It's like a mudflap girl, only it's a boy. Why would I want a chrome girlie on my bumper? ;) (Why would anyone?)

Someday I'll have a webpage, when. I do I'll tell ya about it here.