Mukkachuk
- user since
- Tue May 27 2003 at 04:44:27 (5.5 years ago )
- last seen
- Thu Jul 10 2008 at 06:14:35 (4.3 months ago )
- number of write-ups
- 7 - View Mukkachuk's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 0 (Initiate) / 63
- mission drive within everything
- Maximum absorbency.
- specialties
- Bees.
- school/company
- University of California, Santa Barbara
- motto
- "Sorry, no hands"
- most recent writeup
- Brad Sucks
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User Bookmarks:
- juliet
- Talking Heads
- Dvorak
- Phobia
- Nomic
- e
- Existentialism
- Sigmund Freud
- Quantum mechanics
- Principia Discordia
- String Theory
- Discworld
- Greek alphabet
- 1337
- Illuminati
- Sapir-Whorf hypothesis
- Discordianism
- DeLorean
- Sam & Max
- Plate tectonics
- Superstring Theory
- bipolar disorder
- Seven social sins
- Elliott Smith
- optimization
- Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
- Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
- The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
- Nerds, geeks, dorks and losers
- Niels Bohr
- e.e. cummings
- Pinkerton
- lipid
- Cabbage
- Making someone feel loved
- Haiku error messages
- manic depression
- Dihydrogen Monoxide
- Moby Dick
- Cockney rhyming slang
- Took a lot to live a lot like you
- Ode on a Grecian Urn
- one inch punch
- Fountain pen
- Babel Fish puzzle
- One Hundred Years of Solitude
- Old Chestnut
- Euler formula
- THE LOUD NODE
- This is Just to Say
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- solipsism
- speed reading
- I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- The Waste Land
- Butterfly
- Ironist
- Magnetizee
- Mouthful
- Owler
- Einstein: Why Socialism?
- How do you know when someone's your best friend? (person)
- puppy-killing research
- Is forbidden the camping and the nakedness
- Van Morrison
- AllNoun
- The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
- Oculolinctus
- Curious George does LSD
- articulatory phonetics
- Cheapass Games
- Brown-Eyed Girl
- Pink Moon
- Why males have nipples
- We are the music makers
- omphaloskepsis
- Any song can be a love song
- Falling in love with your best friend
- Why don't you drink?
- Lip Heroin
- My Angst Ate my Suffering in a Void of Meaningless Existential Nihilistic Self-Oppression: An Poem
- Teach Yourself Scheme
- A Brief History of Medicine
- How to catch a snake
- The parable of Ernie and Bert and the painting of the cow eating grass
- Flatland: Table of Contents
- Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
- there's a spider in my keyboard
- How come we never dated?
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- Top subliminal messages
- Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- The angstiest poem in the world
- Love and Freindship
- Don't lie. Ever.
- The Picture of Dorian Gray
- M-Theory
- Yellow is the opposite of blue
- How to tune a guitar
- AU
- Four color theorem
- Becoming a Buddhist
- English As She Is Spoke
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- stand/alone/bitch
- Questions to ask yourself on the way to self discovery
- The My Socks Uprising
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- Is this the last four years or what?
- Yesterday I kissed the girl I love
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
- Transhumanist Terminology
- girl smell
- HTML symbol reference
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How I fell in love
- Conan O'Brien's Commencement Speech for the Harvard Class of 2000
- A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
- Euclid's Elements
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- How to transmit information faster than light speed
- nodeshell haiku
- Buying an electric guitar
- The origins of the American accent
- Only a simple computer program
- A Few Maxims for the Instruction of the Over-Educated
- Love(I,you)
- Every time you see me, I need a hug
- That's it. I quit team sanity.
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- A Starfleet Officer's Field Guide to First Contact
- Different reactions to the question, "What is Pi?" in southern California
- How your brain works
- Law of large numbers
- The defining quality of the most beautiful things in the world
- Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
- I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
- Words and Expressions Commonly Misused
- The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
- Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
- I once had a cavity (idea)
- How to hypnotize someone
- No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- The Subjunctive Mood of English
- Some tips on coping with bipolar disorder
- You're a diamond's wet dream
- Touch the Puppy
- Ransom note love letter
- All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
- Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
- If America Should Go Communist
- Technical Documentation as Erotica
- Aquatic Ape Theory
- Depressing but probably true rules of life
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- I can still see you
- The greatest paper ever written
- proof that e is irrational
- Hedonistic Calculus
- A trip to a minimalist restaurant
- Communication In Greek Transportation
- Cantor diagonalization
- Tetris pseudocode
- perpetuum mobile
- Aristophanes' Speech from Plato's Symposium
- The Triumph of Bullshit
- The twist of Kafka's hand
- losing a friend to love
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- Reply (Crumpled on Her Desk) (idea)
- supertaster
- Schrödinger Picture
- Arthur Dent's Eulogy for Douglas Adams
- I want to write love letters to all of my friends
- How to become a better anorexic
- Hyper Toast
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
- Love and Friendship
- The Dream of a Ridiculous Man
- How to make a duct tape wallet
- I was a chess piece
- Artie, the Strongest Man in the World
- About some girl
- Abstractosexuality
- How to Become a Fruitarian
- Post-Modern Existentialist Dialectics and Jerry Springer
- Nim Chimpsky
- wing tsun stance
- You love these machines. These machines are dead: a love story.
- Named HTML Colors
- 10 commandments for intellectual independence
- Curse against book stealers
- Honor Roll
- Arrow's Impossibility Theorem
- E2 Offline Scratchpad
- Could have beens, should have beens
- The beautiful way that two people fit together
- We are all linked in our loneliness
- Donnie Darko
- Yatta!
- Bobby Fischer on September 11, 2001
- puzzlelink
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- skybluefusion
- Moleskine
- The Astronaut Gets Lucky (idea)
- Falling out of love with friends
- Why cloning people is a good idea
- happy number
- USA PATRIOT Act
- He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven
- How your brain codes knowledge
- Mi Esposa Supermercado
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Simple methods for conversing with those suffering from death
- Deathmatch: e vs pi
- Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando
- Strong Law of Small Numbers
- The New Revised Guide To Internet Funni
- Miss Anthropy's Advice to the Lovelorn
- Rainbow reflections on a discarded mix CD
- How to ruin a roleplaying game
- Quantum Fingers
- I drove my fish to suicide
- Veinte Poemas De Amor Y Una Cancion Desesperada
- The Philosophy of Time Travel
- Quantum honeybees
- Guide to being emo
- How to sing: a brief guide
- Qualitative disjunction
- The Prime Directive for Dummies: A Captain's Best Friend
- Homsar
- The Mystery of the Missing French Fries
- pi seconds is a nanocentury
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- Just kiss her
- Notelet nodelet utilities
- How to destroy the Earth
- 1.13198824
- How the heart really works
- sqrt(-1), sqrt(-1), sqrt(-1), sqrt(-1), canta y no llores
- mohole
- The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation
- Principles of strikes and punches
- Memoir of a Well-Intentioned Man
- Cryogenic Dark Matter Search
- The power of a thousand stars is trapped within my skull
- Why did the girl fall off the swing?
- Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
- Love is more complicated than Quantum Mechanics
- Yttrium (thing)
- Why bert hid the moon (idea)
- God made the integers, all else is the work of man
- the list is not an unimportant thing
- There is no such thing as a love story
- Dearest, I feel certain
- June 24, 2005
- Changes Between Old English and Middle English (idea)
- The Parable of the Coffee Cup and the Donut