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Sat Apr 13 2002 at 16:59:07 (6.6 years ago )

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Mon Nov 17 2008 at 18:39:28 (1.5 days ago )

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I cook a mean pot of rice, if that's what you're asking.

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Whatever's clever is totally whatever

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• Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
• Ozymandias
• cinnamon twists
• The Phantom of the Opera
• Sex for fun
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• Macbeth
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• hodgepodge
• Vampire Tag
• To A Poet A Thousand Years Hence
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
• Emotionally horny
• Physics Limericks
• An open letter to the chosen one
• Phrases found at the end of interesting stories
• Do you know what pain is?
• packaging that makes you instantly suspicious
• Dojo of Righteous Spanking
• I reserve the right to club you and eat your bones
• Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
• The Condom Game
• 69 Love Songs
• Death eating a cracker
• The Pizza Chronicles
• Essential Psychedelic Guide
• Quotes from sleeping people
• body hunger
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Naked Power
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Lorentz contraction
• Eat poop you cat
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Some tips on coping with bipolar disorder
• Riding in the dryer
• To a Fat Lady Seen from the Train
• Japanese elementary school children
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• The Joy Luck Fight Club
• It's the cracked ones that let light into the world
• How to hide
• Rich people in movies fainting at relatively benign things
• Superheroes and Supervillains are Inherently Gay or Deviant
• A person of touches
• The Sparrow's Fall
• Sonnet On Hearing the Dies Irae Sung in the Sistine Chapel
• Your dashingly colored toupee twists my right boot into a state of ennui with the speed and dexterity of many lemon meringue-coated conquistadors
• Tactile child
• physics jokes
• What would you do with $86,400 a day?
• Haydn's Chopin Liszt at Vivaldi's
• Your grace under pressure. Your face under water.
• Mom... Dad... I'm MELODRAMATIC!
• Don't take sex too seriously
• The porno angle (idea)
• The Universal Prayer
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• I seem to be a verb
• Time stands still in the wake of yesterday
• Flavoured Vodka
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• Canterbury Chorale
• Rose petal fairy cakes (thing)
• Finger numbers game
• Why didn't Jesus remind you (idea)
• Writing for a wider audience
• Nightmare pictures at an Internet exhibition, set to music
• Quantum Fingers (idea)
• Sex is a gift of pleasure between friends
• Tiger Bites
• Revelation of the Lamb in Four Parts
• Gypsy Cafe
• How to smell good without the use of perfume
• Sugar packet game (idea)
• I'm going to the moon (idea)
• Turkish coffee (thing)
• The True Game (thing)
• When did you choose to be left-handed? (idea)
• Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you