Give me some time here; I've been off the sauce for about nine months, and I'm trying, not to just fall off the wagon, but to dismount with a double backflip and stick the landing. I don't know what that means.

I'm in the process of legally changing my name to Zanzibar Buck-buck McFate. Either that or Runaway Steve.

Imperatives:

• Read anything by briglass. He is the grapest of all tymes. He will turn your mind to jelly...but not in an off-putting way. Plus he was pseudofamous.
• Read anything by ac_hyper. She wields knowledge like Uma wields Hanzo steel.
• Read anything about transhumanism, so that you can feel better about the Singularity and its implications.
• Start befriending your computer.
• Stop eating meat.
• Surrender to metahumor and comedic recursion.