All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

Never underestimate the destructive power of a giraffe on roller skates.

Keep on dreaming... dreams do come true. -E=mc^2 Applied

I think too much, therefore I am too much. -Fatso

When you have removed the impossible, what remains, however improbable it may seem, must be the truth. -Doyle

If you're living like there's no God, you'd better be right.

I don't try to push the envelope. What does that mean, anyway? I try to imagine it away... you see, I imagined it in the first place.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a 44 will blow your leg off -The Great Zit

I can tell the Queen of Diamonds by the way she shines

   People ask me    
   how I could p   
   ossibly love    
   the stupid, a   
   nnoying, diff    
   icult, inexpl                
   icable toys t                  hat are c
                                  omputers.
                                  How do yo
                                  u get alo
                                  ng with a
                machine?. It
                's quite sim
                ple, really.
                You see, the
                ir very flaw
                s bring them           to life.
                                       If they 
                                       were per
                                       fect, me
          n would be worshipping t
          hem rather than using th
          em to change the world. 
          The child in front of th
          e beige machine learns t
          o cope with the instabil
          ities, flaws, and quirks
          of the system, and in so
          doing learns an importan
          t fact of life: You neve
          r will achieve what you            want without a
                                             djusting a lit
                                             tle to make it
                                             fit the world 
                                             around you.We 
                                             make mistakes;
                                             
                                    p
                                   erf
                                  ectio
                                 n is fo
                                r deities.


             And yet, the faults of the m
 achine are only programming 
      errors... eve
               ry blue screen reminds us of our fal
                     libility. If we 
            were perfect, our
                    servants of stone and
                         steel would be as well.