ScorchedGanderSnout
- user since
- Thu Jul 13 2000 at 19:41:27 (8.4 years ago )
- last seen
- Mon Mar 11 2002 at 23:18:43 (6.7 years ago )
- number of write-ups
- 31 - View ScorchedGanderSnout's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 2 (Acolyte) / 1263
- mission drive within everything
- Figure out what that damn ringing is!
- specialties
- Renaming eggplant
- school/company
- Audicipation - The art and science of audience participation.
- motto
- I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and incur my own abhorrence
- most recent writeup
- Love Child
Shine your shoes with your microphone blues intercoursebud That's the relationSmoke, then sweat-stung tears, omelet omelet omeletALSO The desire to elect Martin Sheen to office based on his portrayal of President Bartlet on The West Wing. Groundless yet dignified Can Cannes Can can? Cannes Can can can. having trouble passing the chutzpah stone
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Your approach to the high-mountain monastery is cautious - with a sense of awe at your surroundings and of the steps you are about to take. A robed figure emerges to greet you as you draw closer to the door. You place your hands together and offer "Namaste" and he returns, his breath drifting high into the crisp air. The monk's ease relayed a softness and a sense that he contained phrases you can not imagine.
It wasn't the darkness that bothered me, It was his insistence on wearing that Mickey Mouse headlamp.
It is strange being in DC, living near the flight path for National Airport and not hearing any planes. Last night, whenever a plane flew over the house we all ran outside to see what it was. "If I do not speak with you again or if not for some time, this is amongst my wishes for you: That you use everything2 to discover and express your own creativity. That you enjoy words and the writing and reading and speaking and listening of them. That you carry this out into enjoyment of all of the other areas of your lives."
There should be a detective show called I can be reached via email at robgerst@hotmail.com via AIM at robgerst Introspection comes quite naturally for me. Drawing conclusions from that looking never has. Burnt, charred and toasted Exposed to an open flame Somewhat scarred but never roasted Always playing, still learning the game. "What's in a name?," you ask. "All labels have meaning. Some conjure memories of loved one's past, some represent the thing themselves, some are utter nonsense." "But with nothing to sift the wheat from the chaff how does one proceed?" "By consuming it all." Hey, Kid! Wanna buy an Everything2? |
User Bookmarks:
- The soundtrack to your life
- umop apisdn
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
- Strange Fruit
- convoy
- Old Chestnut
- The Purple Cow
- Sympathy for the Devil
- Everything Statistics
- News for noders. Stuff that matters.
- Tell me a story about trains
- word messer-upper
- I like monkeys
- Declaration of Independence (thing)
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- Cheese it!
- Mamihlapinatapai
- The Golden Bough
- The best drugs are taken through the eyes
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- mallinking
- copacetic
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- the string plus door method of tooth removal
- I may or may not have been naked
- Caffeinated Nasal Spray
- Sophophilia
- Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
- ...and a wake up
- punch thyself
- The sluttiest girl scout always sells the most cookies
- Golden Trinkets
- Highway Tales
- Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass
- Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt (idea)
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek (person)
- The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar
- Someone's gotta do the happy
- Winter Games for your car (idea)
- Merciless Beatings: $5
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- toothbrush bracelet
- Watching the stars go out (idea)
- Lego Zen
- The Beta Band
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- Give in to flirtation
- softlink poetry
- alphametic
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- John Lennon and Paul McCartney's TV commercial for Pong
- John, The Angry Rednecks and The Professional Brick Thrower
- Like a sunshine harpsichord
- Donation Box
- A message from your .com CEO
- The Great E2 Fin de Siecle Fiction Challenge
- Jekyll and Hyde
- Let us speak (idea)
- Someone's sprayed graffiti on that hideously ugly piece of public art! (idea)
- Lawnmowers and nectarines